L’Carpetron Dookmarriot
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The Gen-Z broccoli haircut is easily the worst haircut in human history.
You can't change my mind.
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Marathon gotta be the first ever fontslop game
There's like 20 different combinations of fonts, boldness levels, sizes, spacing, all caps vs regular caps, all on one menu page
Just an absolute eye sore
They REALLY need to pull back on the whole "abstract" thing for the UI
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@samdarnold we love you we miss you and we are so happy for you my goat my king my savior
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Mets just landed a platoon outfielder
Melendez only played in 23G at the MLB level in 2025 (20HR in AAA), but went 3 straight seasons prior with 16+ homer seasons
Jon Heyman@JonHeyman
Mets agree to deal with MJ Melendez. MLB deal. $1.5M plus $500K incentives
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I can’t fathom this throwing motion from someone I thought was goated
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Ryan Gosling “throws” a Hail Mary ahead of the next ‘Project Hail Mary’ trailer this weekend.
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@danfetes @BuffaloPlus 100% an INT. need cooks to come down with that
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"It wasn't a catch. We, Denver, caught it... It's still the 2025 season... ask me in a week and I'll have a different answer for you."
-Bills new defensive coordinator Jim Leonhard.
#BillsMafia @BuffaloPlus
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@NYJAfterburners You need to be locked up for this one
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Greg Roman Passing Game coordinator...
Frank Reich OC
Darrell Bevel QB coach
#Jets
Not that bad tbh
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goes 14-3 to earn 1st round bye
gets a week off thanks to the bye
hurts oblique throwing on air after bye
hasn’t thrown a football since
thinks he probably can play tonight
simply incredible
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter
Seahawks QB Sam Darnold hasn’t thrown a football since he hurt his oblique Thursday. The Seahawks believe, but don’t know, that he will be OK to start tonight’s game vs. the 49ers. Backup QB Drew Lock took the reps the past two days and is ready if needed.
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Rooted in memory, propelled by state-of-the-art design
The first look at our new home
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@MattOLearyNY Can’t believe we’re gonna end up with Zach Wilson 2.0
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@boycottripper19 But won’t watch animated movies hahaha
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@vzmercogliano Oh lafs best game of the season with zibby let’s not do that again
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#NYR practice lines:
Panarin - Zibanejad - Cuylle
Perreault - Trocheck - Lafrenière
Brodzinski - Dowling - Raddysh
Blidh - Carrick - Rempe
Gavrikov - Fox
Soucy - Borgen
Vaakanainen - Schneider
Looks like Berard and Robertson are coming out.
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@YahooSports @RossDellenger Doesn't matter. We're winning it all regardless
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It remains unclear if six Ole Miss assistants who've signed with LSU will coach the Rebels in the CFP semifinals next week vs. Miami, per Yahoo Sports' @RossDellenger.
Many around the program expect some or all to officially join the LSU staff and move on.
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@buffalofan1234 @atwoodthinker You will never do this
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@atwoodthinker Me booking it to charlotte to make sure matt isnt alone
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twenty two years ago, ryan atwood ran to marissa cooper to make it in time for a new year’s kiss 🎊
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