matt🛡️

Unhinged Ethereum bull posting arc starts now #ethirium

@ThePrimeagen okay i'll bite. shill me neovim over vscode

i don't work at x, i somehow have a badge. i use to be a "featured streamer" and i think this badge was recently updated to look like x, which makes me look like i work at x thank you for coming to my public service announcement, now get back to neovim you loser

meanwhile your CFO: "The fuck you mean all of our engineers now cost an extra 50%?"

@Timccopeland lmao almost had me on this one

Been thinking about this for a while. What if you created a stablecoin that was pegged to $1 but instead of inefficiently locking up loads of capital, you back it with a second token I know it sounds kinda risky but if it drops below a dollar, people can burn the other token and redeem it for the stablecoin. If it goes above a dollar, they can just sell the stablecoin and redeem it for the other token. I feel like this might work if it captures a flywheel and builds up a sufficient ecosystem to support the daily buying and selling pressure + arbs. What am i missing here?

@TheReeveOliver @Ldnbox protip: any engineer with read access to the database can see your information.

@Ldnbox Why is the founder allowed to read the details of their accounts?

SaaS founder realizes they may have accidentally built the backbone for a drug trafficking operation. 😜

oh hooray yet another centralized L1 launch..... lets see if they can keep it going for longer than a month this time 🙄

Watch altered carbon and tell me you think this is a good idea lmao. Death becomes something poor people have to deal with. Aka your oppressors are ALWAYS your oppressors

eth is ething

@CryptoCyberia theres always canada ;)

So... uhh.... Does flat feet and/or migraines get you out of the draft still?

I think we'll end up seeing a rebound from this out of necessity. Bad software is bad software no matter how fast you created it. And I do think that we'll see reciprocation from users in that nobody likes using buggy shit. It may work so long as there are literally no competitors but the second someone puts out a competing product with higher quality I think we see users/customers jump ship. Honestly this is why i'm so happy I work with smart contracts. For the most part, it is understood that shipping shitty immutable code is a path to financial ruin so the incentive to produce high quality code is still aligned with outcomes.

you know how everything is made out of plastic and feels like crap but still technically works we've been headed this way with software for a while but at least we used to be embarrassed by it now people are proud of how much they don't care

tokenize equity or wtf is the point.

@BellaBaddie__ I've done this shit for free

If someone offered you $1,000,000 to listen to one album for 48 hours straight, which album are you choosing ?

this site is basically just RageBait as a service at this point.

pi and e are just magic numbers that the devs were too lazy to abstract

@xmrsaint @0xaporia thanks for letting us know you failed basic math 😘

@mattOnTheBlock @0xaporia poverty coded

If you could press a button that has a 50/50 chance of doubling your net worth or halving it. How many times would you press it? (put your reasoning in comments pls)

@DataherderX @0xaporia anyone pushing this button is a statistician. This is a positive expected value. I mash until my hands fall off.

@0xaporia Anyone pressing this button at all is a gambler

@midjunetroop @Simon_Ingari lmao such an ass take. I've worked remote for the last 5 years. Never had mouse tracking. And it is a requirement I simply won't accept. If you don't trust me to be productive, then maybe you should hire local.

@Simon_Ingari If you quit over mouse tracking, you're not fleeing surveillance - you're just not cut out for remote work. Companies have been measuring productivity since the assembly line.

We had a new guy quit after a week when he realized his mouse movements were being tracked.

I'd like to apologize to every MAGA I ever mocked. I should have been meaner to you and done it more often. You people are all fucking terrible.

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Counterpoint: im working on the coolest shit ive ever worked on in blockchain right now and ive been working as an engineer in the industry for 5 years