Matty Filipowicz

🚨 MUMSC statement regarding recent comments by Sir Jim Ratcliffe. Read below.

Not even in the door and he's posting stuff like this.

Gyokeres making those runs in behind today

Admins everywhere. Step back and admire this perfect example of a sad corner flag from United. Stretford End in the background, moody sky, full club crest on the flag. Textbook. 👌 10/10 no notes #MUFC

You simply do not give Harrison Reed that much time and space

Black Friday

Brilliant strategic thinking from Slut to spent the week going 'guysh we don't like it up ush' before facing Long Throws Inshallah FC

genuinely amazing that they’re trying to be racist but they’ve actually just written a passable marx brothers gag

When the riff comes back but slower and nastier

I love Ten Hag tbh. Does he get results? No. But is he good on the training pitch, coaching cohesive teamwork? Again, no. Is he a charismatic motivator? Genuinely the total opposite. Well is he at least a decent man? No, he's also completely corrupt.

Genuinely insane to post this, completely ignoring how he died, who was responsible, that they have remained a member of your organisation for the last two years. Add UEFA to the complicit in genocide list, if they weren’t there already. Shameful.

@Danny_McMoomins 30 Years Behind Bars

DIRTY Seconds to Mars

Agbonlahor said he's written a letter to pgmol apparently

@CareerWeGoPod Omg

👀👇 careerwego.com

Oh ah Cantona ⚽️ 🤝

Viva Big John Hartson

KNEECAP STATEMENT: They want you to believe words are more harmful than genocide. Establishment figures, desperate to silence us, have combed through hundreds of hours of footage and interviews, extracting a handful of words from months or years ago to manufacture moral hysteria. Let us be unequivocal: we do not, and have never, supported Hamas or Hezbollah. We condemn all attacks on civilians, always. It is never okay. We know this more than anyone, given our nation's history. We also reject any suggestion that we would seek to incite violence against any MP or individual. Ever. An extract of footage, deliberately taken out of all context, is now being exploited and weaponised, as if it were a call to action. This distortion is not only absurd - it is a transparent effort to derail the real conversation. All two million Palestinian people in Gaza are currently being starved to death by Israel. At least 20,000 children in Gaza have been killed. The British government continues to supply arms to Israel, even after scores of NHS doctors warned Keir Starmer in August that children were being systematically executed with sniper shots to the head. Instead of defending innocent people or the principles of international law, the powerful in Britain have abetted slaughter and famine. This is where real anger and outrage should be directed towards. To the Amess and Cox families, we send our heartfelt apologies, we never intended to cause you hurt. Kneecap’s message has always been — and remains — one of love, inclusion, and hope. This is why our music resonates across generations, countries, classes and cultures and has brought hundreds of thousands of people to our gigs. No smear campaign will change that. Suddenly, days after calling out the US administration at Coachella to applause and solidarity, there is an avalanche of outrage and condemnation by the political classes of Britain. The real crimes are not in our performances; the real crimes are the silence and complicity of those in power. Shame on them.

@FootballCliches Frank Zambo Anguissa to add some steel to Everton’s already over-steely midfield

We're recording FOOTBALL CLICHES on Wednesday and it's the Premier League Unfinished Business XI... Let's have your detailed nominations for this definitive lineup of ex-Prem overseas outcasts who are, at some point, destined for another bite of Our League's cherry.