Mike 🥓🥩🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇹

SCAMDEMIC 2.0👇 Buckle up my friends

@oectagovernor Will in overpower the urine and feces smell?

Ever been to Pearson? The Toronto waterfront is going to smell like jet fuel 24/7.

@CTVNews We need ICE in Canada

‘It’s scary’: Canadian mother, daughter detained by ICE, held in Texas facility, husband claims ctvnews.ca/canada/article…

Chinese Gp: Mario Kart edition 🍄🏎️

@stevenspohn U mean a cold?

Ah, yes. The time of our lives where we could have all come together and eradicated a threat that would end the lives of many people and burnout the medical workforce, by staying home and watching TV for 6 weeks, but instead we were too busy yelling about freedom from "face diapers" and Bill Gates putting 5G chips in the medicine that could have stopped it.

Something tells me we all need a bit of this 🎶 today.

A perfect day in Canada: 6:00 wake up 6:30 have toast with butter that almost melts. 7:00 leave for work earlier for incase another semi driver slammed into something creating traffic. 8:00 swing by Tim Horton's, repeat your order 4 times. 8:30 get to work and immediately start with land acknowledgments chants. 13:00 have ketchup chips for lunch. 13:30 post on Facebook about how Donald Trump ruined Canada. Enjoy the satisfaction of getting likes from boomers and a couple bots. Great success. 15:00 spent an hour at HR after misgendering your genderfluid-4 spirited- furry co-worker who identified as a gay giraffe today. 16:00 it's pay day! Open pay stub feel relieved that over 40% of your income went to taxes knowing it pays for welfare of non-Canadians somewhere. 17:00 finish another good day at work trying to navigate the latest red tape impacting your company. 18:30 nothing much for dinner as groceries are too expensive. You order a $8 kids happy meal and pay $23 for it. Open the wrapper to see a bite taken out. It's ok, you understand. 19:30 watch CBC, feel better you were right about Donal Trump. 21:00 get comfy on the couch for a good sleep as you had to rent your bedroom out to afford rent.

Listen to the demon wail of Ayrton Senna’s Honda-powered V12 The McLaren MP4/6 was the last F1 car to win the championship with a manual gearbox and the only F1 car powered by a V12 engine to do so.

@AlexanderGlista Dgaf I want a pickup truck. Need not required

Disproving why people “need pickup trucks” exhibit # 7354

Not to get all “Simpsons did it,” but Simpsons did it.

@The__Comedian__ @HeidiBriones @jayplemons @Rach4Patriarchy

@HeidiBriones @jayplemons @Rach4Patriarchy Don't be a lesbian is a good start.

Feminism doubled the workforce and men's wages never recovered. Now every family is stuck in a two-income trap. @Rach4Patriarchy "Mostly women do a lot of the same things they used to do in the home. They're nurses, they're early childhood educators, they're retail workers, they're cooks, they're housekeepers. So now, instead of staying home with your kids and doing all these things for your family and for your community, you're doing them for a corporation. And you're paying income tax. You're paying all the other taxes associated with having to work outside the home: gas tax because you're driving back and forth to work, payroll taxes, all that kind of stuff. And you are away from your kids all day. Where do they go? They go to public schools, where the public school system then can dictate to them what the values should be, what the worldview should be, instead of the parents."

@globeandmail Can't hate the media enough

The State of the Union was a zoo – and Team USA the monkeys theglobeandmail.com/sports/article…

@niccruzpatane Dude never driven an ls7

Just a reminder why electric vehicles are better than gas cars:

@JimChuong 700 is low

Life may be tough but at least I don’t spend $700/month on a car payment just to drive to work to make that money back.

@globeandmail Land acknowledgements

Out of nowhere, Canada became poorer than Alabama. How is that possible? theglobeandmail.com/business/artic…

Don’t forget what they took from us The Marlboro Masters, also known as the Masters of Formula 3, was an unforgettable racing event at Zandvoort, showcasing MotoGP, rally, Formula 1, V8STAR, DTCC, and more. It was truly a legendary era we’ll never experience again, cut short by the EU’s ban on tobacco advertising and Formula 1’s removal of grid girls.

Bonnechere Cup celebrates fifty years of snowmobile racing in Eganville ctvnews.ca/ottawa/video/2…

When you accidentally log onto a corporate meeting 5 minutes early

Mr. Roger’s narrating a trip to the crayon factory is the most soothing video you’ll ever watch

Your favorite artist has been practicing rituals in a satanic cult where they take babies from other countries & mutilate & kill them as a form of a blood sacrifice to their God. You see, when your master is satan, you must constantly shed blood. However, the JIG IS UP.