Matt Crabe

Slay & rest

Stay warm this Christmas!

Dirt on the Run

@LukeMones Pro tip, go to the bar at noon

billion dollar idea: a bar, but you can hear the people you're with

The chosen one flees the nest

I need to shine a light on what is the greatest thread in the history of Twitter. Dogs that look like Bob Weir. Oh my god. Please spread this around to every human, it could fix the world

@killeracid Thats on the 2025 hockey inspired version

@mattcrabe I want the 'good greif' version

@patsie__ Please name the seed MC HAMMER

Im having a gender reveal if anyone would like to come this weekend. Nobodys pregnant but its going to be a boy and im gonna air hump all around my back yard

@killeracid Gotta say hi to the ghouls occasionally

I can't resist doing a yearly graveyard photo shoot. 🪦💨 Photo by @mattcrabe

I used the wrong your, but I think it will be ok

Your just carrying expensive rat food

@killeracid @GuyZalaxy Shipping man is unshakable

@GuyZalaxy Someone aped the shop. I'm assuming that's you. Shipping man gonna be freaked at that order

Albino Frog Waits in a Storm

@killeracid They have shifts, I’m buying a dozen more kittens this week to increase my output

@mattcrabe Which one does the drawing?

Make the cat do the work, take all the credit

@killeracid Buy the ticket, kiss the bride 🎟 💋

I ain't here to play shell games. Not here to sell tickets for carnival rides. If you like the art, that's the road. If you feel the vibe, that's the map. 🚗💨🤪

@killeracid Im old!

Happy birthday @mattcrabe you wonderful demon 👨🤝👹

@fakechill The Jersey Devil appears

A lost boot in the mountains becomes a popular hangout for the locals

@VicBergerIV Also the last viewable post in my IG haha 👁👅👁