Matt Eason

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@CityFibre @HeyBroadband I did, and they've said "Unfortunately, I am unable to assist from this department". So now what?

@MattEason @HeyBroadband Thank you for your message. We want to help. Please visit cityfibre.com/help-support on more ways that we can help, and our team will investigate this for you.

Second time in about 6 months that engineers working for @CityFibre have knocked out our @HeyBroadband connection while pulling cables through shared ducts. Please can you both work out why this keeps happening and stop it from happening again? I can DM details

I've made this complete map of the King Charles III England Coast Path, since the official site only has maps for individual sections coastmap.matteason.co.uk Let me know if you find it useful for writing a bestselling memoir of your life-affirming hike after commiting fraud

@AlexHorne @TheTheatreShed Working link: forms.office.com/pages/response…

SHEDMASTER! Tomorrow night, alongside Robert Wilford, I’ll be hosting the Taskmaster-inspired fundraiser! You can come down to spectate from the crowd or step up and participate in the tasks yourself. Register here: forms.office.com/pages/response…

@nationalrailenq @GWRHelp They've been out of service since 22 January, that doesn't seem like the kind of delay that sorts itself out without someone intervening

@MattEason @GWRHelp I've been informed that it is done on an automated basis and there may be a delay in the information being delayed. Thank you again for the feedback.

@nationalrailenq @GWRHelp According to NRE the lifts at BPW are out of order until 18 March, but the accessibility map doesn't reflect this. Could the map be updated please? Any other apps which consume lift status data via the API will also be affected

@nationalrailenq @GWRHelp Thank you. This is how it's meant to look if the lifts are out of service.

@MattEason @GWRHelp We will pass along the feedback as best we can.

@nationalrailenq @GWRHelp It's part of the National Rail website, I honestly don't understand how you don't think it's your responsibility to get it fixed

@nationalrailenq @GWRHelp The whole point of that section is it shows *live lift statuses*. The lifts are out of order for two whole months and the access map will give people misleading accessibility information for that whole time

@nationalrailenq @GWRHelp I don't need a follow-up, the incorrect information just needs to be updated. Please stop fobbing me off.

In my opinion, it would be best for you to do this so they can get back to you with a personal response and further information such as a reason as to why they don't update the map with temporary lift closures. We personally won't be able to follow up with you with their response regarding this and I am sure they would like the opportunity to be able to respond to you regarding the matter.

@GWRHelp Thanks Emma, really appreciate it

@MattEason Hi Matt, thank you for your message. I have updated the relevant team with this information for them to look in to and amend. We appreciate you bringing this to our attention. Thanks - Emma

@nationalrailenq @GWRHelp Maybe you could do that? Given that it's your website and I've given you all the information you need?

@MattEason @GWRHelp There is a Lift Status Feedback section on the side of the map, you can email any feedback to accessibilitymap@raildeliverygroup.com.

@nationalrailenq @GWRHelp If you can't be confident that the access map accurately reflects the status of station accessibility, you should take it down

@nationalrailenq @GWRHelp The map is literally on a nationalrail.co.uk subdomain: accessmap.nationalrail.co.uk - if you don't manage it please pass this on to whoever you've delegated that responsibility to

@Tanni_GT They also haven't marked them as out of service on the Accessibility Map

Got an email to my parly account to say that the lifts wouldn’t be working at Bristol Parkway station for a couple of months. Booked a train to see how it will be dealt with. Just checked the Network Rail website and it says the lifts aren’t working but the train

@zoebread My life changed when I discovered that you can buy a 12 pack of off-brand superglues on Amazon for £5 and you no longer have to be beholden to Big Glue. Also keep it in a jar with a bunch of those silica packets you're not supposed to eat, humidity makes it dry out

i have two superglues and they’re both super glued shut

@Escobar998296 Because I don't want to support X any more and because people like you were abusing it to spam their Telegram links

@MattEason Yea, by the way what was the reason you shut it down

Network Rail didn't like this and sent me a very Christmassy letter telling me to knock it off, so avoid a protracted legal battle in what would surely have been the trial of the century, Rail Clock is now Rail Cock. Adjust your bookmarks accordingly. railcock.matteason.co.uk

@Escobar998296 Why can't you post the link directly? Were you using hdlne to circumvent antispam protection on those platforms?

@MattEason A friend of mine referred me to it that I could make use of it on other platform too, can't post the link directly

@Escobar998296 Why were you using hdlne there rather than posting the links directly? hdlne's only purpose was to show headlines in Twitter share images, it doesn't do anything special on other platforms

@MattEason On my WhatsApp status, and Facebook page

@Escobar998296 Were you posting these links on Twitter/X or somewhere else?

@MattEason I’m Good thanks, well I do post my business link with Hdlne where I do sell phone accessories, so a lot of people have been trying to reach out to me but they keep complaining they can’t anymore