cheyenne 🍉

I tried modding a gamemaker game I was shown but accidentally broke it and it resulted in this

@spermfart when i'm dead this is all anyone will remember me for

genie: you have 2 wishes me: every sentence starts and ends with poop poop genie poop: poop you have one wish poop poop me poop: poop every sentence starts and ends with poop poop poop poop genie poop poop: poop poop poop poop

damn daniel in 1866: incredible ike

stumbled across the worst fucking song ever oh my god

Everyone at Walmart is dying and missing limbs and shit. It’s fucking insane. I feel like I’m visiting a war torn country when I go to Walmart

good sketch here. very classic. good bones. great delivery. this is the kind of stuff they used to make on the internet. but not anymore.

Steve Harvey: Name something that shoots out your penis Me: Hmm I’m gonna say cum, Steve Steve Harvey: What’s wrong with you?

nahhhh my TA is fucking buggginnnnnn

A professor at Harvard walked into his classroom holding a fresh hot Hamburger. He asked to the class, "who among you would say that this famous sandwich constitutes an Unhealthy dinner?" the students laughed nervously, and every student put up their hands in agreement,

moms text you like “please call ASAP” and then you call and they’re like “hello i am your mom”

when i hear people talk about what Nurture means to them, and how it’s affected their lives, i can’t tell you how happy it makes me.. i feel understood in all the ways you would hope for as artist; like my exact feelings have reached people, in the exact ways i wanted while making it. as a listener, i'd always wondered if my favorite artists could feel what i feel when i listen to their music; with Nurture, i’m CERTAIN that’s happening. i’m CERTAIN that you and me are feeling the same things when we listen to Nurture. it means a lot to me because that highly clear, unambiguous transmission of feeling, where very little is lost or misunderstood along the way, is what i'm always striving for as an artist. it's rare for me and precious to me happy 5th anniversary to this album. thank you to the people who love it... i hope people will continue to feel what i felt for many years to come

HAPPY 17776 DAY!!!!!

slapping you across the face) THAT’S for almost getting us killed! (bouncing on it crazy style) and that’s for yapping about your nerdy interests…

i had abstinence only sex ed but one kid asked the teacher why he got hard looking at boobs instead of like, nature and trees. she was so dumbfounded she basically just let us leave class

donald trump should have used a win token

getting bloodwork done at crumbl cookie