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@FinnSeesGhosts i would open my phone while driving to manually skip drunk & hot girls

the horrors are beyond my imagination

@Prawcin i hate music now

@milsim020 one of the best lines of the entire album 🤷‍♂️

I know what Chris Brown did to rihanna was crazy & terrible no denying it but ARE YOU HEARING THIS???????

@andrewpprice the barber of seville but animated like disney pixar chalamet will be pissing and crying

Comments like this sound deranged to anyone outside of the artist sphere. The audience that watches Pixar movies do not care that the hair gets misplaced for 3 frames.

@travissscott00 deadass none of em

Which m&m is getting the aux ?

@Beepoobep @fw_naetoblaq who said it was their friend 😭

@fw_naetoblaq Yeah must be really nice seeing your friend get fucked over and doing nothing because you feel good and right ye?

How it feels watching people who ignored my advice deal with the exact consequences I predicted

@fw_naetoblaq every god damn day

HILARIOUS: Drunk plumber in LA fires off his gun at an apartment complex and his neighbor lets him have it as he’s being taken away in cuffs

@khsracing909 @Lily_Argenta roy certainly had some growing up to do, but i think pam is a defeatist by nature, which makes rooting for her a bigger dopamine spike to the consoomer when she succeeds

@Lily_Argenta My hot take after watching this show again is that Pam is kind of a loser. After Roy amd her split he became successful af and could play piano. The only reason Jim became successful is because he went behind her back and further against her wishes to work the business.

@Deezus_Walks hunchback of notre dame deserves to go up one for the music alone, alan menken and stephen schwartz never cooked harder— plus they took inspiration from an absolutely goated opera

I have finished watching ALL 90+ theatrically released Disney+Pixar movies and this is the ordered tier list

@WakeUpNowXv2zd @JoeBlow68832215 @ukhomeoffice do you even live in the uk

You scream about policing mean words like that’s the real crime but when the numbers drop and show White dudes doing most of the rapes in raw counts you flip and call it retard shit. Keep crying about free speech while ignoring the streets that’s why nobody trusts your side anymore. Clown.

Police time will no longer be wasted investigating legal social media posts, freeing up officers to patrol the streets and tackle real crime. By scrapping Non‑Crime Hate Incidents, we are balancing the protection of vulnerable communities while respecting free speech.

This is AI. Take a closer look at the buildings. LMAO.

@Strangeland_Elf funny thing about redemption is how you have to want it LMFAO people are really out here thinking they just get infinite free passes

*calls Tolkien a weak thinker* *has this take*

@oxcrowx attaching human morals to the animal kingdom is going to destroy the planet faster than anything

That's a smooth box crab. It's "protecting" a female crab that it has kidnapped, so it can mate with her. And I do mean kidnap. As, often they straight up kidnap underage female crabs and wait for them to grow up, so they can mate with them. Basically he is Jeffrey Crabstein.

@ccmembersonly secondhand lions is a good one