Matt Garrison

@BenGarciaShow Because... WAIT FOR IT... they had a LOADED ROSTER.

The Arizona Cardinals immediately went to the Super Bowl and won back to back division titles. This idea that the Cardinals never recovered does remain hilarious to me. Also, Peterson ONLY won a singular playoff game and only had 1 playoff performance with 100 yards rushing.

@jeffreym_nelson well the other photo is AI so, cool story man!

Sedona, Arizona, USA without a filter.⬇️

@Kyle_Odegard No it shouldn’t

Inside linebacker has about the same positional value as running back. If you take Arvell Reese, that’s his floor, but he could also be a star edge-rusher. It should be Bailey or Reese at 3 if they don’t trade down.

@Atvasco84 @TheCinesthetic “Don’t forget about my daughter” And “You’re asking me how a watch works. For now let’s keep an eye on the time” My favorite lines in the whole movie

@TheCinesthetic Can't tell you how much Benicio ruled in this movie. That was one of the coldest lines in the history of cinema

“You are not a wolf, and this is a land of wolves now.” The final scene between Emily Blunt and Benicio Del Toro in Sicario (2015) is pure menace.

@great_martis You’re a broken record at this point it’s sad

The erratic movements the S&P 500 is displaying right now are deeply worrisome. When wild, erratic price action appears during extremely elevated valuations exactly as we witnessed in the final stages of the dot-com bubble it has historically been a clear warning that severe drawdowns are coming. Applying classic supply and demand philosophy at market extremes: the wider the trading ranges become, the higher the probability that a major top (or bottom) is already in. This feels like the final upthrust classic exit liquidity being handed out on a silver platter, confirmed by the dangerously anemic descending volume. Stay sharp. The music may be about to stop.

@BeBetterMan_ You know ball

"The richest 0.001% don't wear luxury." Yes they do. You're just too poor to know them... it’s not Dior, Louis Vuitton or Gucci. Here are 7 brands that billionaires & royalties actually wear: 1. T𝗼m F𝗼rd

@IndianaGPA These are fantastic every single time

“Nooo it’s because that’s why” 😂 I Read books so I can tell people I Read them, because that’s why! 😂

@BenjaminSolak I highly suggest you watch college football sometime Ben. You seriously won’t believe it

Please do not take Jeremiyah Love at 3 overall

@AlbertSandersJr Oooohhhhhhh now I get it

*yells* #ThunderUp

@rushicrypto I love muting accounts like this

The economy has collapsed. They are just manipulating the stock market to siphon as much money as they can. That will eventually collapse too.

@alex_sammon @Slate It was the Dukes it was the Dukes

Orange production in Florida has collapsed over 95% in less than 25 years. 100% of trees are now infected with a disease officially deemed “incurable.” Who killed the Florida orange? My investigation, in @slate, into the lost empire of the old citrus state.

@fwmarqix Love this. Japan rocks

I lived in Japan for a year. Most of my experiences were exhausting in ways I’d rather not get into, but this one still makes me laugh. I was on the train in Osaka, minding my own business, when I noticed a group of school kids a few seats down. They were whispering, glancing at me, then whispering again. They kept passing a folded piece of paper between them as if they were planning something top secret. I watched this go on for two stops. Finally, one of the kids was pushed forward by the others. He walked over to me slowly, like he was approaching a wild animal that might bite. He stopped right in front of me, bowed politely, and held out the folded paper with both hands. I opened it. Inside was a handwritten note in careful English: “Hello. We think you are a very cool person. We are practicing our English. We hope this note is correct. Please give us a score.” At the bottom, they had drawn a literal grading box, out of ten. I looked up. Seven pairs of eyes were staring at me as if their entire semester depended on my response. I pulled out a pen, wrote “10/10” in the box, and added a note: “Perfect English. Well done.” The boy carried it back to the group. They read it together… and absolutely lost their minds. High-fives, jumping, and one kid even pumped his fist in the air. Their teacher, who had been pretending not to watch from the end of the car, was biting her lip, trying hard not to smile. I rode the rest of the journey grinning to myself. That’s the Japan I always remember.

@m0E_tv Might be the most embarrassing tweet I’ve ever seen

Emergency!! I just bought this car and one of the tires is showing 29 psi (the others are 38) is it safe for me to drive it to the gas station .5 miles away to fill with air or do i need a portable air compressor ?

@DanXAura @EntiumNTM @nikitabier @elonmusk Log off bro he destroyed you

@EntiumNTM @nikitabier @elonmusk Good for you. Maybe this is how you use 𝕏 just to please them. But I use 𝕏 to voice my concern.

@DanXAura Sorry we couldn’t be more supportive of your diverse contributions to X

@itskyleconner I hate the front vents but the exterior is, kind of cool, but still is a bit bad overall

Mercedes styling department 📉

@karenmotherof2 *The Price Is Right incorrect answer buzzer sound*

The crazy thing about checking bags is that you can just do it at the gate for free

@NFL_DovKleiman You’re the biggest idiot on this app there is zero shade in this statement you loser

Oh Boy: Vikings star WR Justin Jefferson throws shade at JJ McCarthy when asked about the team signing Kyler Murray. “My first reaction was just, it’s really good to get some good talent in the room, to give a little spark in the room.” 😳😳😳

@MrAzSports This isn’t even hard you have to draft him

Do you want Jeremiyah Love at 3 or trade back? Me: trade back

@ChaseDaniel That place is really great and worth the drive

A proper guys trip. Great golf. Better company. Quintero might be the best public track I’ve ever played. Shot 86 with two triples 😅….That’s golf. Who’s breaking 80 out here???

@XinNBA Ayton asked to be traded hope this helps

Mat Ishbia traded away playoff Ayton and Camara for Nurkic.