MatthewLaidlow

I think it's time we put Viz on the National Curriculum.

Badger, badger, badger... MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM 🍄 Jonti Picking's flash animation - and earworm - set the world alight in 2003, becoming one of the internet's most iconic memes. Now preserved in the BFI National Archive.

It's #Eurovision Lets all enjoy Channel 4 Eurotrash Eurovision Special from 98/99 with Antoine de Caunes. #Eurovisión2026

@NUFCThreatLevel Black Garter

The majority of Premier League clubs are after a shirt sponsor this Summer, so we probably aren’t going to get the best deal. Can’t rule out another year of Sela. Sven’s Adult Books? Just for one season?

BBC Somerset fail! Don't listen if the C word offends!

I’d feel sorry for West Ham but I had a cream egg bounced off the back of my head there about 4 years ago so fuck them.

*Adam Curtis Voiceover* In 1994, a group of men made a decision. They believed that if they could just make people *feel* that things were a little bit better, no one would notice that nothing had changed. They called it modernisation. Thirty years later, a lawyer from Holborn looked at the wreckage of that project and decided to try it again. But it was a fantasy. And when the world began to fall apart, it was revealed that that once again, nothing has really changed, and the lawyer from Holborn also believed in nothing.

Nobody benefitted.

When you ask Austin Powers why his house smells so nice.

@JoelBlandSport Unrelated to Miley, but have you seen the theory of retracting pitches and the amount of injuries Spurs suffer as a result?

Excl: understand Lewis Miley has picked up an injury to his fibula and may be a doubt for upcoming games. #nufc

@JoelBlandSport A midfield of Mileys.

Great news for #nufc, especially for in around three years time, where I’d expect at least three in the current u15’s to get integrated into first team.👀

@JoelBlandSport Can I still demand a team that tries? Or has that mantra gone?

Think EH’s comments in presser will reinforce his XI today. #nufc

@NUFCThreatLevel I was on a ferry bound for a stag do in Amsterdam. Precious memories.

A whole 14 years ago today. Papiss Cisse’s double away to Swansea. #NUFC

@JoelBlandSport Randomly saw him in the crowd at The Maccabes. Lovely bloke who had time for everyone.

@MatthewLaidlow Yeah, his consistency over the years is mental

Rare non ftbl related tweet, but any Bloc Party fans you have to see their latest set from the BBC Radio 6 Music Fest, genuinely incredible - rolling back the years. One of the most underrated bands of the 00s. Got credit for Silent Alarm and have slipped under the radar since.

Premier League table but based off the time to walk to each club's closest Greggs #MindTheGap

Something tells me my man in the bottom left eating the twix might not be a City fan

Ah I remember that bit in the Bible where Jesus gave the disciples a Twirl Egg each.