Matthew Gallagher

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Matthew Gallagher

Matthew Gallagher

@matthewtheg

Actor. Stand Up. Represented By Brennan Artists Spotlight 4138-9051-3043 Insta-@matthewgallagher_comedy TikTok - @matthewgall92

Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Ray Bradshaw
Ray Bradshaw@comedyray·
Anyone looking for a new amateur team? My Saturday team is looking for a couple of new bodies for this season. 10am ko in west end of Glasgow. All positions welcome. Team baths optional. Drop me a dm if you fancy it No wanks or guys that talk about how they could've gone pro.
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Matthew Gallagher
Matthew Gallagher@matthewtheg·
"Aye get a sunbed before the surgery so the doctors no operating on Casper the friendly ghost"....
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Matthew Gallagher@matthewtheg·
Was a class night in @StandGlasgow as always yesterday. Great crowd and smashing line up. Also my improv skills offstage were put to use when the button on my jeans popped off and I had to use my jacket button....
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Matthew Gallagher@matthewtheg·
So happy to be back gigging. Starting to get back in the groove with it and get some stuff im happy with and the vibes around live comedy are fucking class. Great gig last night in Peckhams everyone smashed it. This is one wee happy lad on to the next one have a class week folks
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Matthew Gallagher@matthewtheg·
When I was 5 my gran kept a diary of what I said I liked to eat. What a wide taste I had.
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Matthew Gallagher@matthewtheg·
Hi barber I will have the I'm in 3rd year on the Frosty Jacks at the weekend, asking for Bebop love and nudging folk on msn haircut please
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Matthew Gallagher@matthewtheg·
Giakoumakis came over drippin in Gucci and asked if he still had a job at Celtic and I said "Gio as long as im here you're here"
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Sean Patrick McNamara
Sean Patrick McNamara@seanpatrickact·
Hi Glasgow pals pls RT this, my bike has been stolen from my close in dennistoun, I work late and rely on it to get me home. It has lights attached to the handlebar and seat and the rear mudflap is pretty scratched up. Pls message me if you happen to see it around!
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Matthew Gallagher
Matthew Gallagher@matthewtheg·
The Panto at the Pavillion starts today and its gonna be a belter. Get yourself along. I am the understudy for the 6 male roles so I decided to edit the poster just incase I have to step up. Oh yes i did!
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Matthew Gallagher
Matthew Gallagher@matthewtheg·
With all the hatred and bad grammar ( that I sadly contributed to.....the grammar not the hate) on twitter I just want to take this moment to wish you a good day and remind you that even as a kid I was a fashion icon.
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Matthew Gallagher@matthewtheg·
Yer maw says she is getting a pizza in for dinner.....but then it turns out to be a frozen one from Lidl
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