matt jacobs

Successful first month at @GoogleCloud: ☑ ramped up ☑ building cool products ☑ embarrassed myself trying to talk to Sanjay Ghemawat in the microkitchen (but he was nice about it)

@wesmckinn Undergraduate Algebra, Serge Lang (2005); Top review: "Not a great book." amazon.com/gp/product/038…

👏👏👏 twitter.com/ApacheImpala/s…

@isacatinthesink ?

@GDF_X it's actually several characters blog.emojipedia.org/rainbow-flag-e…

If they don't want stats, they don't want to go fast.

@mannequinpussy woo! see y'all then

@mannequinpussy but san francisco ??

First _upstream_ Apache Impala (incubating) release! impala.incubator.apache.org/downloads.html woohoo @ApacheImpala

@HenryR @jdcryans I wasn't going to attribute that quote. I just chuckled when I read it, and naturally I took it out of context.

@mattjacobs a CPU is just an instruction executor, there’s nothing a CPU does that you can’t execute by hand.

lol "Impala is just a query layer, there's nothing that Impala does that you can't do by hand" says guy that works on storage

jerks trying to phish my iCloud act: why does your server crash when I send your scam web service millions fake passwords? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

magikarp is the worst #pokemon, guys don't even bother not worth a pokeball

"if it's in the SQL standard it must be useful"

first time that sql got me an invite to a pool party

"The Germans are multithreading"

template metaprogramming is the gentoo of programming paradigms

@leifwalsh @TheAmyDance @jco @HenryR +1 the red book for databases

@jco @RealShrimpFacts fwiw I still highly recommend bruddah hutts bbq food truck, get the ribs