matt firth

@davemcdavemc @CiaranBloo @D_Fens_Ghost @MattCarrick5 He loved a nice charlie drake did old adolf

@mattjamesfirth @CiaranBloo @D_Fens_Ghost @MattCarrick5 Moved abroad for some sweet Argie beef?

Talk to your mates

@davemcdavemc @CiaranBloo @D_Fens_Ghost @MattCarrick5 Didnt tho did he

@CiaranBloo @D_Fens_Ghost @MattCarrick5 @mattjamesfirth

@davemcdavemc @ThrillaRilla369 Tight cunt

@ThrillaRilla369 Fiver

You're eating out and the bill is $74 - what are you tipping? Be honest, I'm trying to prove a point.

@davemcdavemc @fesshole Mind yo damn business

@fesshole @mattjamesfirth

Husband likes a sexual act I don't much care for. As a compromise we agreed to do said act only when Arsenal win a match, thinking this would not be overly frequent. Bastard Gunners won't stop winning this season.

A penny for the thoughts from within @CTRLFC…. How do they get it so very wrong year on year?

@davemcdavemc @fesshole 👀👀👀👀

@fesshole @mattjamesfirth please tell me Neil’s not been round to fit a new tap or summat……..

Hubby enjoys being dressed in lingerie and having toys up his bottom. We have a camera in the bedroom for recording such antics. Recently been having some plumbing work done, camera caught one of the plumbers sniffing the toys and lingerie he clearly thought were mine.

@davemcdavemc @fesshole So thats where shes going!!!!!

@fesshole @mattjamesfirth 👀

Several times a year I tell my partner that I've got to attend yet another business seminar. But there isn't one, I just go to a hotel where I do what I want and get some fucking peace away from the tedious, golf-obsessed arsehole.

@davemcdavemc @RickyWilliamz11 Been there bro

@RickyWilliamz11 @mattjamesfirth sorry if this triggers PTSD

Ricky, center of the dance floor on Blackout Wednesday, showing the freshly 21-year-olds how it’s done #hometownhero

@davemcdavemc @UKLabour I dont mind mums calling me 😂😂

@mattjamesfirth @UKLabour Is this just a tactic to get angry mums to call you?

BREAKING: We’re raising the National Living Wage and the National Minimum Wage so you are properly rewarded for your hard work.

@davemcdavemc @UKLabour No apprentice for matt any time soon!

@UKLabour Would be more effective to lower the cost of living

@davemcdavemc And i even dressed like a slutty nurse for the towel too…. Too easy!

@mattjamesfirth You didn’t even have to buy me a drink or tell me you love me x

Sun’s out! Gonna get a beer and get legged out on @mattjamesfirth’s face for the day

@davemcdavemc @on_____pubwatch Ahhhh the old nazi marching biscuits

@on_____pubwatch @mattjamesfirth Gildersome?

Who the fuck gave these to my kids?????? Fuming is an understatement.

Dad shift over! We out ayeeeeeee!

@davemcdavemc @dave24144975 😂😂😂😂 not ive you drive a hgv it isnt

@dave24144975 That accent kills me 😂😂😂😂 @mattjamesfirth rough round your end pal

⚡️HGV driver ⚡️ has had enough " Bradford" 👇👇👇👇🚛

@davemcdavemc Listen! What they did to tom was a travesty of the ages! But i was touched

@mattjamesfirth How old were you when MySpace was a thing, 6? Did they touch you, Matthew?

Shove yer digital ID! Bring back myspace!

@davemcdavemc @TruthFairy131 I was expecting to se a block at the back with s massive chest full of their crypto currency….

@mattjamesfirth @TruthFairy131 Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1399….. Bet their gatherings are fun. “Gwen, show Malcolm the axe I got you for your 70th”

🔥After 700 years, the Knights Templar return to the Vatican With their red crosses, relics and banners, Knights Templar have again been welcomed & recognised by the Church this month at the Holy Door of St. Peter's Basilica in the Vatican. There is a rising alliance between traditionalist Catholic groups, neo-chivalric orders & the Vatican during a time of escalating global tension, cultural collapse, and calls for spiritual order. The message: To the enemies of Christianity We remember our warriors. To the faithful: The Church may be flawed, but it is rallying & organising. To the elites You are not the only power in this world. This is part of the broader rise of traditionalism, nationalism & spiritual revival both inside and outside the Church.

@davemcdavemc He wasnt prime minister mate

Jesus.