Matt Johnson

@LBC Micky Mouse degree! Verity Jennings got a degree in ‘Chav’ news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education…

If you’re wondering why we are in a once in a lifetime housing crisis, it’s because older homeowners who bought their homes for a few blueberries do this at nearly every public meeting on new housing in the country.

@Ex_arv_sgt @BekoUK I used to repair these for years, I certainly wouldn’t have a Beko product in my house. Totally get the financial element however.

@BTPKent *Greenhithe

@samsparkes999 V90, every time!

Morning all, decisions, decisions 🚔

@GMB Did you really need to send a reporter to the scene…? 😂

Sussex Police are investigating the actions of an officer after a video emerged on social media apparently showing him refusing to request to respond to a crime that was taking place just metres away.

@KentSpecials @KentPoliceGrav @kent_police Any reason he is parked on yellow lines?

1X S/SGT 1X SC has been out in #Gravesend today showing a high visibility patrol across the #GravesendPromenade, these proactive engaging patrols are always a great experience as we are approachable by the public to listen to any concerns they have. @KentPoliceGrav @kent_police

I’m thrilled to be paying for it too!

"At Sandringham your car is taken away but by the time it's brought back to you at the end of your visit, it's filled with petrol and been cleaned" Dame Joanna Lumley recounts her experience of staying with the new King and Queen trib.al/i38oWCt 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

@BTP @KP_ControlRoom combined 10 officers + 9 Rail enforcement at Dartford station most of which having a lovely chin wag - please tell me again how short staffed you are

@Se_Railway would be helpful if there was some communication at Dartford (or on the train) that the Elizabeth line isn’t operating today. Customers are only being told once they have disembarked from the SE train at Abbey Wood - shocking #expectnothingless

@KentSpecials @KentPoliceMaid Can’t beat free labour 👍

YS01 are done for the day after assisting @KentPoliceMaid with youths using catapults in the town centre, and reporting a driver who had endangered other road users. #SCWest

@MPSSpecials @metpoliceuk You can’t beat free labour!

Do you think you have what it takes to be a Police Officer within the @metpoliceuk? If you do, why not apply to become a Special Constable within the @MPSSpecials. 👮🏽 Apply now using the below link! 🖥️ met.police.uk/car/careers/me…

@Se_Railway Will you still be serving refreshments?

💺We removed First Class tickets from our mainline services to create an inclusive railway which provides access to more seats for our passengers We're working to remove the First Class signage from all of our trains, but whether there's signs or not, you can now use any seats👍

@sajidjavid @LBC @NickFerrariLBC live in Dartford and had to travel to Herne Bay for my 15 month old daughters penicillin - do you think we are stupid?

@BTPLondon @kent_police @BTPSpecials Are they offered the same legal protection as a PC if the worst happens? Will they be supported with their day job with knock on effects?

👏 Congratulations to a Hammersmith officer, Special Constable Ward, who passed a 3 week response driving course hosted by @kent_police .

@KentPoliceDart I presume no officers are in the town today. Seen 3 drug deals within 40 Mins #easypickings

Officers are on Op Granby in Dartford today, conducting vehicle checks to disrupt county line offenders. This car has been seized for no insurance. #DriveInsured #RoadSafety SFL

@LBC @mrjamesob Working from home tax.. obviously!

@NestUK_ can I connect a door sensor to my nest devise if it is not from verisure?