Matt

I think the Irish farmers & patriots will be ok 🙈

@racingoncourse Filth

Ouch

Don’t think anyone publishes their times up Warren hill either …

Sign in pp window saying 6places on national. Some once a year punters want their bets on 6places.. Indian lads got no idea what the national is let alone why they can’t have 6places till tomorrow… Deffinately affordability killing the industry 😂..

My son has placed some bets with Betfred tonight. Account logged him out. Went on live chat and they said it was suspicious activity. They won't refund the 3k in his balance. Anyone help? He bets in tenners Ew and straight up

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@s8mb Looks like a new version of Harlow hell scape

The new build estates on the outskirts of Cambridge are truly shocking. Is it any wonder that people there hate the thought of expanding the city when this is what they can expect will be built?

Aintree … The joys of more fake bets and more fake bookies.. Not sure who’s worse.. One pretending they lay a bet other ones pretending they have a bet.. Look at us we’ve laid 2k at 12/1.. “Can I have a tenner on champions league final ?” ……. “Nope £0.02 Max”..

@swansalona1 If we ever needed an argument for our volunteer army this it.. Them lot couldn’t defend Waitrose from shop lifters ..

Me betting Cannington Saturdays followed by Mandurah Thursdays and Northam Mondays respectively.

Tom from Spoons got himself a new identity 😂🤣… Or maybe his parents ?

When Ray Parlour and the rest of the Sunday crowd turned up at the pub, there were rules. You got there at noon. If you were late, it was a £50 fine. Then everybody had to agree what time they were leaving, and once that time was set, nobody left early. If the vote said 7 p.m., then 7 p.m. it was. Anyone who walked out before then got fined £200. Then one Sunday Tony said he needed to leave at three in the afternoon. That did not go down well. The rest of them looked at him and wondered what had happened. “Are you feeling all right, Tony?” “Lads, I have to.” “You can’t. The rules are the rules. You made them up. If anyone else wants to leave early, they can’t.” “Nope, I’ve got to go.” Nobody was having that. A few pints later, just before three, a car pulled up outside the pub. The driver came in to collect him. By then Tony was hammered. So naturally the first question was what on earth could possibly be so important that he was blowing up his own system for it. “I’ve got to go to do the FA Cup draw live on television.” This was a car from the FA. Sent from Lancaster Gate to pick up the England captain and take him to do the draw. So once he had gone, the rest of them stayed where they were and waited for it to come on. They sat round the television in the pub and watched Graham Kelly introduce it all. Then came the line-up. Terry Venables was there looking exactly how you would expect an England manager to look on television. Suit on. Tie on. Hair neat. Then the camera went to Tony. And Tony looked like he had just been pulled out of the pub. He was swaying. His shirt was hanging out. He had trainers on. He looked, in Ray Parlour’s words, “a right scruff.” The camera did not hang around on him for too long either. Tony had to pull a ball out. He put his hand in and started swirling it round. You could almost picture Terry Venables beside him thinking, just take a ball. Then Tony pulled one out and announced it. “Thirty-one.” The problem was there was no thirty-one in the draw. So they had to stop him and tell him to look again. It was thirteen. By then it had become clear enough that this thing needed supervision. They ended up with someone behind him checking he was reading the number properly before he said it out loud. Back in the pub, they were in bits. Then, after all that, the same FA car brought him back. By that point it was getting towards the original leaving time and the lads were ready to go home. Then Tony got out and walked back in. “Did I get away with that, lads?” He had also provided them with one of the funniest things they had ever seen. He paid the £200 fine for leaving early. And after that he changed the leaving time. One in the morning.

Banned by the bookies: the gamblers who have their accounts suspended after winning too much, by @timwig in Sunday Telegraph

@s8mb Cambridge used to have fantastic design but recently Looks like 1970’s London overspill council estate. flat roofed boxes that won’t age well ..

Don’t buy Cadbury till they stop using this palm oil! We want proper chocolate back

Coming soon.............

Media rights screwed all sport.. Football,Cricket,F1,Horse Racing & Dog racing.. Just churning out more and more to fill minutes on TV

Real Gambling ..,

@RacingPost Don’t ask how many of those blackmarket bookies are owned by uk licensed operators though …🫣

Black market bookies took bets from accounts registered in names of top jockeys...and Constitution Hill, expose reveals 🤯 racingpost.com/news/britain/b…

The new court siding …

The BBC “spaghetti tree” hoax is one of the most famous April Fools’ pranks, broadcast on 1 April 1957 on Panorama, narrated by Richard Dimbleby