Green and gold til the club is sold

@SKPitStop I can’t be the first person to think it was stroll

🚩 RED FLAG in Canadian GP SQ1 Fernando Alonso hits the wall after a huge lock-up during Sprint Qualifying 💥🏎️ #f1 #fernandoalonso #canadiangp

It’s always amusing to see Jenson Button’s reactions when stood next to Danika Patrick for any form of analysis. She hasn’t got a clue! #Formula1 #COTA

@markgoldbridge Thank fuck for that! Finally! Keep quiet you twat

I can't speak.

🚨 Manchester United fans have set up a GoFundMe page to raise money to sign Carlos Baleba. (Source: Daily Mail)

@Ryanair trying to book some flights and you won’t seem to take my money which is unusual for you! Sort your website out

@FCBarcelona @ManUtd This aged well 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

📸 @ManUtd

It’s time to conquer “The theatre of dreams”

@Evra I love this game!! 😂😂 #ManchesterUnited

Man United Vs Barcelona, is not one to miss! 😳 What is your predictions? 👀 #ilovethisgame #positive4evra #manchesterunited #barcelona #manutd #football

So I’ve had a weird evening. @ChrisMoyles liking my comment on a video on Facebook from 5 1/2 years ago. Glad you appreciate my comment and you do have a good voice fella! Keep it up.

I can’t take Roy Keane seriously with that mustache! He looks like a pound shop basil faulty #ManUtd #ManUtdeverton #FACup

I’ve had enough of 2022. Can someone wake me up when it’s 2023! I’m at my limit now

The awkward moment when you heard the residents who are staying over at work shagging! We didn't know the beds were so flimsy 💀💀

@Uber 2/3 I'm quite concerned for her safety after the reaction of a guy jumping in the taxi! He didn't like the fact I got into his car. I want a response ASAP!

@uber 2\3 if this is how rude the drivers are for this service I will never use it again! I would have happily given gine extra money in cash for this extra drop but he refused! I've left a good friend with this man and I've very concerned for her safety now!

@Uber sort your drivers out! I've been refused a drop tonight in the middle of a storm, a drop that would have taken 20 seconds to do because your app wouldn't allow an extra drop! He was so rude that he swore at me to get out of his car! Is this the service you run 1/2

@uber got a driver tonight who point blank refused to give an extra drop off that was 30 seconds away from the pick up point and made me walk home during a storm! Your app wouldn't let us add an extra drop. He got very angry with me and told me to leave his car! 1/2

Watching an into the shadows video on @YouTube on chlorine gas and I get an advert for dettol part way through! @SimonWhistler the irony is brilliant. Its almost the perfect advert for this video!

I can't remember the last time I was so close to the end of my tether! I could literally jack everything in tomorrow and not worry about the consequences! This is the level shit has got to and I couldn't give 2 fucks either way

When you walk into the pub and there's a wish.com @SimonWhistler sat there! I was expecting to learn something interesting from #factboy

Speaking for a lot of @ManUtd fans I can't wait to see this reaction again! I think the glazers have finally realised what the club is all about. I can't wait to see him back at old Trafford once again! Welcome back home @Cristiano

Cristiano Ronaldo to Manchester United: HERE WE GO! Done deal between Juventus and Man United on permanent move. Cristiano has accepted the contract proposal from Manchester United and he’s coming back. 🔴🇵🇹 #MUFC #Ronaldo Medical to be scheduled soon. CR7 IS BACK. Here we go.