Matt Stevens

@nypost I think it’s a typo. It used to be 45g fat (I logged it in my meal tracker). Maybe they fat fingered the 5 in 145…

NYC health food chain Pura Vida’s tuna sandwich has triple the fat of a Big Mac: these dishes ‘deserve jail time’ trib.al/MLhkiGp

@LGAairport Weather looks good to me.

Weather conditions have caused LGA Airport flight disruptions. Check with your airline to determine the status of your flight.

@nejatian @scottmelker That’s great. Can you fix the kinks in your B2B feature first though? 🤞🏻

The crypto work we are doing at Shopify is some of our best work right now. In a couple of years people are going to be surprised how we move so fast, but that's because of the work being done right now.

@maxasteele @RepRaskin Can you please run for President 🙏🏻

An effective evisceration of the insurrectionist theory of the Second Amendment from @RepRaskin:

@UPS please advise location of package with tracking 1Z89EA690393836367 asap

@GalaxyDigitalHQ will you be making a statement to investors regarding Luna exposure?

@novogratz we haven’t heard from you in a while, hope all is well

@novogratz It’s called homophobia and unfortunately too many homophobes hold high office in our country 😏

I don’t understand why so many straight people are so scared of gay characters in books? Like if their kid reads a book with a gay character they will automatically be gay. My gay friends read tons of books with straight characters in them and ended up gay anyway. Just a thought.

@novogratz @PeterSchiff Unbelievable

After that comment I am ready to challenge @PeterSchiff to a cage match where profits go to charity of your choice. I’ll donate to Ukraine relief. I’m just sick of your smugness Peter.The Ukrainians are fighting for their lives, their country and their freedom.Have some respect.

@PeterSchiff If a Russian hit squad tried to kill me a dozen times I wouldn’t be too concerned about what I’m wearing from day to day. You’re an asshole, apologize.

I understand times are hard, but doesn't the President of the #Ukraine own a suit? I don't have much respect for current members of the U.S. Congress either, but I still wouldn't address them wearing a t-shirt. I wouldn't want to disrespect the institution or the Unites States.

@rsg Traffic is going to be nuts (it already is)

Miami knows how to build 🚀

@CoinDesk @iamsandali You can’t force Bitcoin to switch to anything. Who writes this shit?

A provision that could force proof-of-work crypto like #bitcoin to switch to more environmentally sustainable consensus mechanisms has made it into a draft of the EU’s proposed crypto legislation ahead of a parliamentary vote on Monday. @iamsandali trib.al/NG9EVHf

@rsg I can float if I hold my breath hah

@novogratz 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Crypto and public blockchains will reshape the world in ways we can’t imagine. The executive order is welcomed engagement from the administration. The window for US leadership in the global cryptoeconomy is now.

@intangiblecoins Lazy reporters do this shit all the time.

also it's ridiculous to call this order "as industry faces sanctions pressure" -- not related. and industry has been diligently enacting sanctions. just look at the juxtaposition on the bloomberg terminal of these two headlines lol

EO will direct federal agencies to create reports on national security and economic issues raised by #bitcoin and digital assets. this has been in the works for months, and the outcome appears to be essentially exactly what @jeneps reported back in january bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@CoinDesk @shauryamalwa This makes no sense. All markets are down.

The 9% slide in crypto market capitalization sparked by Russia's action in Ukraine shows the sector remains a nascent asset class compared with traditional markets, analysts said. By @shauryamalwa trib.al/1RSm6Lw

@Cointelegraph @WilliamSuberg So sick of this accounts negative reporting. Gotta say goodbye.

Where’s a hedge when you need one? Rising tensions between Russia and Ukraine see Bitcoin dip as low as $34,300 overnight as BTC fails to live up to its reputation as a safe haven from traditional stocks. (Reporting via @WilliamSuberg) buff.ly/35nmAOq

@rsg Tweet of the day right there. Needed that 🙏🏻

If you had zero context, “phishing on OpenSea” sounds more like a vacation than a crime 🤷‍♂️

@crypto_bobby @RampCapitalLLC This “joke” was in poor taste considering what’s happening over there right now and no I don’t follow Ramp, it was an RT that showed up in my feed unfortunately.

@ig_husband @RampCapitalLLC Damn did Ramp cause an invasion with his shitpost or????

BREAKING: TENSIONS ESCALATE AFTER RUSSIA SENDS UKRAINE A CALENDLY LINK FOR INVASION