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Breaking: Ndindi Nyoro has taken massive swipes at Parliament, saying Kenyans should stop being lied to that there is a “majority” and “minority” side. According to him, both sides are ultimately working for Ruto. And this is true.

DCP thugs have done it again. Nothing is dangerous when you are brainwashed, and then you are ignorant.

@_Chokeman Mazishi yako tunaanza hio siku, ushadedi my guy

Unaeza kula uyu Millicent Omanga raw?😅🥲

While I appreciate what my ex partner in Toilet is doing on public participation with the F. Bill 2026 (Yeah, you can't shame the shameless)... Going to campuses, Media and now Bunge la Wananchi, The Bill will make things like sugar, costly. Moving canes from farms to millers shifts from zero rated to Tax- exempt We all know cane farmers come from Nyanza and Western The voting block Ruto is targeting as new stronghold Phones, a commodity bought by majority of Youth, which is another constituency Ruto is wooing Medicine! Given that you struggle to even find brufen in government facilities Transport. Rent... Already in Nairobi, those two can drive you into suicide Yes, we need taxes for services but why not use that same verve to cut the fuel guzzler chase cars And jaw dropping primitive spending by the executive on bullshit like 1.7 on samosa Make it make sense, banange!

There is a difference between semen retention and dry spell. One is voluntary the other is not. When you say NO to pudesh that’s semen retention, when she says NO to ZaDick that’s dry spell. Now you know where your puny ass is in life

If you are FAT, Stop jumping aerobics like a madman. Simply: • Fix your diet. • Walk 10,000 steps daily. Once you lose ~ 12 Kgs or after 3 months of consistency, go to the gym for resistance training to fire up metabolism and preserve muscle. Don't be an educated fool.

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Please Retweet until he is found. He is missing Kahlodi Pako

Don't say anything. Just repost. 10K reposts will create enough awareness. Let's bring Precious and Zennel home.

What you are taking for granted, Someone else is praying for Wakavinye hapa uli fumble Girl And just like that, you are now a brand new second hand, single mother The question that even Jesus could not answer "What do women really want?" 🤷‍♀️🎤🚶‍♀️

You elected MPs who serve the interests of someone instead of their constituents - Uhuru Kenyatta

Uhuru Kenyatta to Ruto: Address the fuel crisis. Malumbano na chuki haitusaidii. Wakenya hawatakula maneno.

I'm your sperm, feed me better🧬

Just retweet don't say anything

Men are full: • Full of unpaid bills. • Full of frustrations. • Full of failures. • Full of symptoms. Be graceful to men. They deserve peace of mind.

A man can be seated next to you, smelling of perfume, polished shoes, clean shirt, and inside him there is a whole funeral service happening.

I wish the energy on Nairobi streets today was for Missing Kids, Fuel Prices, or rejecting Finance Bill 2026. But nah, We have dances for colonial football. Our priorities are misplaced as a country.

Hello Kenya Police, — Article 37: Polo Kimani was peaceful, Polo Kimani was unarmed, He was rightfully protesting. It is illegal to detain him. Release Polo Kimani and his fellow citizens under your custody. RT widely. #FreePoloKimani

@Ademba_47 Alaaah umevaa aje buana 😂, anyways Niko kadi na ni wantam Boyz wetu bro

Nimeoga nikarudi soko. Wash wash.

Nikupee reason ya kutokea Monday ? 1. Rent increment 2.KRA access to mpesa statements 3.Transaction cost increment 4.Phones will become expensive to purchase 5.MTumba clothes increment 6.Bundles will become more expensive Ni hayo Tu kwa sasa🖐️😔