Matt Scannell

@TheLaneAndBack Hoddle, Gazza?

Any changes?

@EvTayWill20 @SkyNews Camilla is Queen of the United Kingdom, and her title was changed from "queen consort" to "queen" ahead of her coronation with King Charles III in May 2023:

@mattscandal @SkyNews Wrong, she is Queen Consort. Which doesn't hold the same power as Queen. Her husband is Monarch, not her.

BREAKING: The Queen is to miss the ceremonial welcome during the Qatari state visit tomorrow due to the lingering side effects of a chest infection news.sky.com/story/queen-to…

@EvTayWill20 @SkyNews Wrong, she is Queen Camilla and has been since her coronation with her husband.

@SkyNews You mean the Queen Consort? The Queen died in 2022. Two phenomenally different amounts of power.

@fesshole Wash your hands of him!

I'm a partner at an international accounting firm. I've just witnessed one of our graduates come out of the toilet and head straight back to his desk without washing his hands. His career here is as good as over.

@SkyNews Must be a quiet day in the newsroom for this to be breaking news!

BREAKING: Man City and England star Jack Grealish fined for speeding in 30mph zone Read more🔗 news.sky.com/story/man-city…

@LivingstoneEN4 @BPSIBarnet Go Livingstone, well done 👏 🏆

@StantonWarriors @freefromsleep @WeirdScience_UK @XOYOBirmingham @E1LDN Where can I get this mix from? Got the original fire when ready.... need this!

Getting new tunes ready for Stanton Sessions Birmingham & London be like.. 🔥🚀

@fesshole Kings head pub

Girlfriend organises a birthday comedy evening. Awkward, I'd been on a Tinder date with her best friend pre her. Basement of small pub in Crouch End, 10 in audience. Front row sandwiched between gf and her friend. Comedian comes on, I'd been on dates with her. Set is about Tinder

@HumansNoContext Forty four thousand and sixty six point two

Name a number without the letter "e"

Some of our portering staff also attended today's special service at Westminster Abbey and were honoured to take part in the event which celebrated the hard work, compassion and dedication of colleagues across the NHS over three-quarters of a century. #NHS75 #RFLFamily

@fesshole Devina McCall

I went to university with a now well known female TV presenter who I witnessed ignite one of her own farts when very drunk at a party.

@fesshole I didn't watch the end of breaking bad because I thought Walter was turning into a bit of a prick!

I have a tendency to not finish books and TV shows because of the finality of it. As long as I keep them unfinished, I'll still have more time with those characters to look forward to.

@fesshole Tell her soon as possible, or your relationship could go up in smoke!

Me and my partner are having a baby. She is in love with the name Henry. I haven't got the heart to tell her that, at university, our homemade bong was called Henry. I must either spend my life knowing that my son is named after a bong, or ruin her dreams.

@80s_Kidz School uniform destroyers.

Retweet if you know what these are...

The old womans probably gone home and said ‘i was speaking to a penguin in the car park’ and the family have had her put down

So, after working @WhitHealth for 19 years in various roles within the @WhitFacilities department, my time to move on has come. My 2 children and myself was born there, and i have made a lot of friends of which some will be forever. Thank you Whittington.

@SandraHardingB1 @WhitHealth @WhitFacilities Good bye Igor, The whole department is going to miss you HUGELY. We really appreciate your friendliness, helpfulness and humour. Good luck in your new ventures.

End of an era as Igor Gonzalez leaves the “Facilities” building He has been a real asset to the service, a real leader and will be sorely missed Good luck 🎉🎉@WhitHealth @WhitFacilities

And the winner is... 🎉The Hotel Services @WhitFacilities 🎉 A team who make a fantastic contribution across all areas, ensuring the delivery of safe environments to look after our patients. A very well deserved #WhitAward for this team!

Such a good thought for this morning at Archway tube station let’s all spread our appreciation to at least one person today ⁦@WhitHealth⁩ the ripple affect of this will be awesome ⁦@S_HarringtonNHS⁩ ⁦@Normafrench⁩ ⁦@debbieclatwort1⁩ 🙏

@itsnaviboi Navi.... undefeated streaming champion of the world!