
Matthew West
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Matthew West
@mattwest72
Soy amigo del cartel
Laaahndon Katılım Şubat 2009
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@tonkerthomas I'm more impressed that they scored 820 runs in 160 overs when Dom Sibley was at one end for 150 of them
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"Durham won the toss and elected to field"
Tim (still totally unremarkable)@forwardnotback
Surrey declare on 820/9 Beating their previous highest score set in 1899 when the scored 811 against Somerset
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Big Ted discussing with Little Ted which window to go through today
Tom Holland@holland_tom
To the Oval!
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@MichaelCGlasper Crazy. I assume she was front loading calories for the coming weeks.
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@mattwest72 It's bonkers how quickly you do this though.
We've been the same.
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Our (sadly recently deceased) dog would make a point of shoving her head into any shopping bags you entered the house with to see what might be interesting
WholesomeMemes@WholesomeMeme
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Yeah, who would I trust in this situation, the British military or @JoeyTrumpIsMyGod4568, whose day job is selling insurance in Des Moines
Aaron Bastani@AaronBastani
There are American nationalist accounts now mocking the U.K. & saying it doesn’t have a nuclear deterrent because Trident literally can’t work without the Americans. An incredible, decades long psy-op by Britain’s media and political establishment to obscure this obvious fact.
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@ShowerAbsolute I mean rhyming uniforms and racist norms is pure Ted Hughes
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@Bennyboydaveo @HXValley @riffraffhands @MichaelCGlasper 22. 'Top Cat' in the UK being called 'Boss cat' because of some problem about the Beeb inadvertently promoting a brand of cat food...
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@mocent0 Oh, the places you'll go!
The bunions you'll grow!
The Cortinas you'll own,
Whilst breaking a bone!
Etc
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@scrapegroat It will be the low blood sugar fogging your judgement
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@scrapegroat This is true, but the sugar rush of a nominal £3 saving is quite nourishing
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@scrapegroat Probably not a go to in the "what's the best monetary value meal deal I can buy?" challenge
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@HXValley Oh and my obligatory human would be Ted Danson playing Boris Yeltsin
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@Doctor_Hutch I think Peta would have decked him with his own trophy
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Would be a very funny moment for Cav to announce he's riding next year. #SPOTY
Team GB@TeamGB
Forever a legend ❤ Congratulations to Sir @MarkCavendish for receiving the Lifetime Achievement Award at BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2024. A career that will go down in history 🚴 @BritishCycling | #SPOTY
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@BrianSpanner1 Analysis of Phil tufnell's test bowling career just got real
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Every political opinion this man has can absolutely be comprehensively refuted by a 13 year old of average intelligence
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Very important concept!
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