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Matt Wright

@mattwrightcomic

2X Juno nominated Comedian seen on Just For Laughs, 22 Minutes, The Debaters. Topanga on Boy Meets World. New comedy album “Here Live Not A Cat” available now!

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Matt Wright
Matt Wright@mattwrightcomic·
My special “Live at the Majestic” is now available. Over 5000 people watched in in less than 24 hours which for me was very cool. Throwing something into the abyss of the internet is terrifying so sharing is appreciated. youtube.com/watch?v=Vq3DsL…
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Omar@TicTacTOmar·
Logan Stanley Cody Frason’d it, didn’t he
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Daniel Friedman@DanFriedman81·
The reason so many people misinterpret the song is that it is very difficult to understand most of the words he is singing. It’s like: “Bunna down in a dehma town! Funnah dinnah gumma when I hit the ground! Ennah likah doggo datta eat too much! Spinna havva liver jumma cover it up!” And then everybody just knows the part where he goes: “Born in the USA!”
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The funniest thing about July 4th is how Americans keep misinterpreting this song each year

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Yexweylem@jays_leafs92·
@mattwrightcomic @BenGordon92 Meh not really with the way they have it structured. He gives the leafs the best chance at a playoff spot and we've all seen how good he is when he gets hot. Cant keep wasting years with AM34.
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Little Less Tormented TO Sports Fan BenGordon 🇨🇦
The funny thing with the hate on #LeafsForever for the Bobrovsky contract is there is literally no scenario where the same media and fans don't hate on them. -Keep Woll & Stolarz: what are you doing? They can't stay healthy and were not good last year! -Keep one and Hildeby:
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Yexweylem@jays_leafs92·
@BenGordon92 @mattwrightcomic Yeup 3 yrs . Itll be gone off the books in time for when they have to pay anyone of significance while still being able to make other deals. They had to make a move in net while AM34 and willy are still in their primes.
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Northern Leafs@NorthernLeafs73·
@fksambennett Meh I don't think youre necessarily going to be trading him anyways. He is very versatile and low maintenance
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Matt Wright@mattwrightcomic·
@jays_leafs92 @BenGordon92 Full NMC. Can't be buried or traded. He's is decorated. He has had 38 years on earth to become decorated. Doesn't mean he's likely to the answer. Cap headache waiting to happen.
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Yexweylem@jays_leafs92·
@mattwrightcomic @BenGordon92 I get it , he had a below average season last year . if you ask me though hes the most decorated goalie the leafs have had in net since Balfour. Id feel more comfortable with Bob in net come playoffs than hildeby or woll. The contract can be buried or traded. Where's stoly too?
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Matt Wright@mattwrightcomic·
@BenGordon92 @owen_ritzie Hildeby had a .920 on our team last year and we sucked all year. Jett Greaves had a .908 on Columbus. It's no excuse.
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Matt Wright@mattwrightcomic·
@jays_leafs92 @BenGordon92 I have. I'm old too. I should be there. If we got guaranteed Robidas Island the second it's clear he fell off, all good.
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SoS@stewonstroke·
Are we legit contenders again? ...because we opted to use all cap space on B6 Fs and past prime goalie while doing nothing to address the main reason we haven't even reached the Conference Finals: score goals! #LeafsForever
🍻Kurtis From Alberta🇨🇦@leafguy403

Real talk here 3 months ago the Leafs were absolutely embarrassing, about to lose our 1st pick to Boston and hired a GM who was questionable at best along with Sundin with no experience. We were getting laughed at and told it’s a 5 year rebuild Are we legit contenders again? #Leafs #Leafsforever

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Off The Rush
Off The Rush@OTRHockey·
July 1st UFA skater signings in Projected Standings Points Above Replacement added by team:
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​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚@sunnkssdseraph·
I used to buy those cheap sunglasses from the roadside all the time and always thought, "What's the point of buying expensive ones? I'm going to loose them anyway." Then one day, I gathered the courage and bought an expensive sunglasses. And guess what? I still have them. I've taken care of them ever since. That's when I realized those cheap sunglasses weren't getting lost because they were cheap? They were getting lost because I didn't value them enough to care. It's hard to accept, but sometimes in someone else's story, you are that cheap pair of sunglasses.
​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚@sunnkssdseraph

Hit me with the harshest reality truth.

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Matt Wright@mattwrightcomic·
@BenGordon92 I’m just telling you information. There’s no lies. I didn’t even say it was a negative. You did. I agree, actually. Good point.
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Matt Wright@mattwrightcomic·
@jennadents no it’s cause he was terrible last year and he was 38.
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Jenna@jennadents·
the bobrovsky hate is laughable because toronto acquired him. any other team gets him and everyone would be saying how good of a deal it is
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Matt Wright@mattwrightcomic·
@Gavin2Willy good takes. spot on. lot of people drinking the kool-aid.
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NFN@Gavin2Willy·
Seen some discourse on the contracts the Leafs handed out so I’ll chime in a bit: - Roslovic/Sissons/Duhaime all overpaid in terms of AAV - Blueger contract fair, Bobrovsky bad - McKenna’s ELC will expire in 3 years and Matthews needs a new deal in 2 years. That’s likely why…
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Matt Wright@mattwrightcomic·
@D_Richard_11 they spent 12 mil on guys who can’t score 10 goals. Thats not depth scoring.
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Goug Dlatt
Goug Dlatt@D_Richard_11·
People complaining about the leafs only getting bottom 6 guys, I have news for you. The leafs bottom 6 and depth scoring has been one of their biggest issues for a while now.
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Matt Wright@mattwrightcomic·
@LeafsRundown Bringing in guys because they have chemistry with a bad player on a bad contract is crazy.
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LeafsRundown@LeafsRundown·
Definitely excited to see Joshua - Blueger reunited. Blueger was someone I was hoping the Leafs would target specifically because they’ve had some nice chemistry together. With this much roster turnover I believe it’s important having a couple of guys who’ve played together
LeafsRundown@LeafsRundown

Would love to see the Leafs had Blueger as a 4C. He led VAN in TOI on the PK last two seasons and at 5on5 while he was there, some great chemistry with Joshua.

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Matt Wright@mattwrightcomic·
@BobBark11503563 Signed guys with a career high of 8 goals to 3 million dollar deals. Gotta be a tough look.
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Leafsfan101
Leafsfan101@BobBark11503563·
One thing that makes me sad about this offseason Chayka didnt leave any spots for Marlies to try and grab They win a calder and the reward no spot to try out for next season Feels bad Tverberg, Quillan, Haymes, etc all could have been 4RW easily next season
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Matt Wright@mattwrightcomic·
@budsallday34 a time machine so we don't have a ten milion dollar fourth line
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Maple Leafs News@budsallday34·
With free agency slowing down and the #LeafsForever likely done for the day, here’s a look at their current roster: McKenna - Matthews - Knies Cowan - Tavares - Nylander Paul - Sissons - Roslovic Joshua - Blueger - Duhaime Lorentz, MacEwen, Domi (injured) Rielly - Raddysh McCabe - Tanev OEL - Stecher Andrae Bobrovsky Stolarz Who would you add to this roster?
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Matt Wright@mattwrightcomic·
@bobbycappucino this is one of the only things that made me feel a bit better about today.
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bobby cappucino@bobbycappucino·
another way all the players Chayka signed today create “flexibility”? they’re all the kinds of players who get traded for good draft picks at the deadline
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