Cat Food Ozymandias

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Cat Food Ozymandias

Cat Food Ozymandias

@mattyhowe

Seattle, WA Katılım Nisan 2009
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Gavin
Gavin@PrimaryCinema·
Anyone got more suggestions for this list? Im prioritising movies with genuine museum visits, not like fight scenes set in a museum.
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Cat Food Ozymandias@mattyhowe·
@MichaelaOkla Molletes - cut a roll in half, spread refried beans on each half and top with any white melting cheese, bake until melted, top with pico or hot sauce or whatever you’d like, enjoy open faced
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charlie
charlie@chunkbardey·
thought my life couldn’t get any more random then boom i’m in seattle
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Cat Food Ozymandias@mattyhowe·
This shit killed so hard, I think of it every time I’m looking for keys
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Chris Howe
Chris Howe@chrishoweareyou·
Every post on here now is either the new most horrible thing you’ve ever seen or a video of someone pushing a cart in a grocery store with the caption “bro said I’m goin shoppin 😭”
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Laura Robinson
Laura Robinson@LauraRbnsn·
@philvischer I think the difference is Bart would be in it for the lolz and Elon actually thinks he’s brilliant and and that the stupid things he does deserve praise and acclaim.
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Phil Vischer
Phil Vischer@philvischer·
Elon Musk is sort of like if Bart Simpson became the world’s richest person. “I’m gonna build giant rockets and dig huge holes and make the weirdest-looking car and tweet stupid things and then buy twitter and make everyone call it ‘X’ because ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha”
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Cat Food Ozymandias@mattyhowe·
Think I’m gonna set up a baby cam and sit in the other room and beep my dog when she jumps on the counter. Gonna punk my dog.
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Cat Food Ozymandias@mattyhowe·
First year preparing for taxes as self-employed and if google search were a person they’d be looking at me like
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Cat Food Ozymandias@mattyhowe·
I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries
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Cat Food Ozymandias@mattyhowe·
In my head suave English actor Tobias Menzies is called “Conrad O’Malley”
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Cat Food Ozymandias@mattyhowe·
Crazy that The Fabelmans just came out last year and two new TV shows have references to it
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