Cat Food Ozymandias

I DESPERATELY need your help putting together this list. This is my favorite genre of film.

This is like verbatim a @robdelaney tweet

@PrimaryCinema Spider-man field trip

Anyone got more suggestions for this list? Im prioritising movies with genuine museum visits, not like fight scenes set in a museum.

@MichaelaOkla Molletes - cut a roll in half, spread refried beans on each half and top with any white melting cheese, bake until melted, top with pico or hot sauce or whatever you’d like, enjoy open faced

@chunkbardey Good choice on bang bang cafe!

thought my life couldn’t get any more random then boom i’m in seattle

This shit killed so hard, I think of it every time I’m looking for keys

FYI

@chrishoweareyou I just saw one that was “AIR CONDITIONER FALLS ON WOMAN’S HEAD” gotta see that thanks X

Every post on here now is either the new most horrible thing you’ve ever seen or a video of someone pushing a cart in a grocery store with the caption “bro said I’m goin shoppin 😭”

One week until the big boy is back

@LauraRbnsn @philvischer So, Artie Ziff

@philvischer I think the difference is Bart would be in it for the lolz and Elon actually thinks he’s brilliant and and that the stupid things he does deserve praise and acclaim.

Elon Musk is sort of like if Bart Simpson became the world’s richest person. “I’m gonna build giant rockets and dig huge holes and make the weirdest-looking car and tweet stupid things and then buy twitter and make everyone call it ‘X’ because ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha”

Think I’m gonna set up a baby cam and sit in the other room and beep my dog when she jumps on the counter. Gonna punk my dog.

First year preparing for taxes as self-employed and if google search were a person they’d be looking at me like

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries

@snakel3t You’re describing The Case of the Golden Idol 💯

In my head suave English actor Tobias Menzies is called “Conrad O’Malley”

Crazy that The Fabelmans just came out last year and two new TV shows have references to it

Maestro post-credits scene