Chris Howe
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Shout out to @MJWarshauer for gassing up like all of my tweets, to @mattyhowe and @codybaldwin for gassing up many of them, to @robdelaney and @waynecoyne for making early Twitter what it was, and to FYP algorithm accts like @NoContextHumans and @Morbidful for forcing me to leave
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Starting the new year free from this brain poison fuck basket of an app. It’s been real! And by real I mean really awful for quite some time now
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Thinking about when twilight came out and people at work were calling Taylor Lautner “shark boy,” because he was in the movie Shark Boy & Lava Girl, but I hadn’t seen it and I genuinely thought they were calling him that because he looks like a shark
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30 rock all over the timeline so I started rewatching 30 rock but can’t enjoy it bc y’all posted every joke like EVERY
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Oh does it, does this game console incorporate many classic games in its thousands of games? And I just need to choose according to my needs, simple as that? I will this is amazing thank you
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Remembering when the Star Wars sequels were coming out and they’d just be like “oh this guy is played by uh Paul McCartney actually”
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@MJWarshauer @mattyhowe So many good ones but this one has stood the test of time
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Rubber band wrapped around bag of frozen vegetables gets stuck in shape 😱 😱🤯@AMAZlNGNATURE @Unexplained
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