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@VinnysCorner1 5 mil?!? Idgaf what I’m watching for 72 hours

If someone offered you $5 million to watch one players' highlights for 72 hours straight, who would you choose?

@AlpacaAurelius Golf courses

americans in the southeast of the US have a 20 year shorter life expectancy than those elsewhere insane difference why?

@ParryPunchNews @grok would it be beneficial for me to pop a nicotine pouch in my lip right before fighting someone

Jasmine Jasudavicous fought with a ZYN at #UFCWinnipeg. 😂💀💀

@SWR_Betting Isn’t thank like against the rules

What a gal

@UrbaneUrban False. Those are stolen suvs

the American car market is so deprived that they have to do donuts in crossover SUVs

Forgot who originally posted this (please find out) It’s funny as fuck tho lmao #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive @mints_____ @BurtBronx

@JaredWeissNBA Impressive Work in a mascot suit lol

So the Coyote just rode a motorcycle onto the court during a timeout and the court smells like gasoline now

@schief_joe @JaredWeissNBA Lmao I gotta look this up

@JaredWeissNBA Still better than the Hornets-Spurs playoff game in NOLA in 2008 when they lit a massive hoop on fire, and the fire retardant got all on the floor and ended up delaying the game for a bajillion minutes. Jeepers. ... OK, it was a 19-minute delay, but it seemed longer.

@austen_enjoyer For sure

was great but nobody's topping this for a few years

@FoxNews Low key looks like a movie scene from the early fast and furious series

Massive car takeover rocks NYC intersection — about 100 cars involved as calls grow for crackdown. New video shows chaos unfolding early Saturday morning in a Queens neighborhood as mobs light fires in the street and cars spin out near a gas station, with one driver circling the flames while waving a Palestinian flag.

@burgundymma @McGregorRousey2 That’s a big reach for a comparison

@McGregorRousey2 It’s literally mma but scripted this is like saying why do people watch tv

Respectfully how is the WWE watchable to anybody over the age of 13

@bsfelder77 @ramayan_69 @DovySimuMMA I woulda like the attempt/submission instead of just standing around

@mattystoned @ramayan_69 @DovySimuMMA You act like it was a simple thing to "finish him" when in reality he likely would have been submitted

bro had a golden opportunity to go for a finish, instead he starts dancing. Low IQ #UFCWinnipeg

@bsfelder77 @ramayan_69 @DovySimuMMA If you have time to dance around and put on a act, you have time to attempt a finish

@Ldog348 @SpinninBackfist Just because your bad at parlays don’t blame the ufc

@mattystoned @SpinninBackfist Yes it is

We need Speeds UFC journey to start asap

@Ldog348 @SpinninBackfist Oh stop, wwe is a theater performance

@BerryBlakBerry 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

The tiger is going home today

@ramayan_69 @DovySimuMMA This isn’t mercy, this is not actually trying in the sport. He should have finished him. the goal is to win not run the time out doing a tik tok dance lol

@DovySimuMMA Why is suddenly UFC fighters starting to have a mercy

@DovySimuMMA Yeah wtf are we doing here

@RapidResponse47 @POTUS A lot of dense people here. If you don’t wanna take it, why does it bother you?

.@POTUS announces "historic reforms to dramatically accelerate access to new medical research and treatments based on psychedelic drugs." "Since 9/11, we've lost over 21x more veteran lives to suicide than on the battlefield... and today, we're bringing them new hope."

@DevanCosta What the fuck kinda caption is that

Pedophile rape victims no longer have to worry about that pesky lifelong trauma!