Austyn Allison

The community note!!

I love the Ramadan cannon but I really do think now might be a good time to put a pause on it here…

The commentary in the background is so gloriously middle-class British.

Turns out this is literally true.

Funniest food review ever. 😂

Terrible execution. To the Nordic mind this is the most attractive, beautiful, enticing design conceivable. I bet this made thousands start smoking

i’m sorry is this that scene from no country for old men

Proof of delivery photo: 10/10.

Your car does 45mpg but that's a bit boring. Is there a more powerful way of showing that?

That's some hard-hitting nominative determinism right there!

my wife arguing with chatgpt for 8 messages //1

Hi @Tesco On Good Friday I experienced the most awful and humiliating experience in your Hurst Park (Surrey) store. I popped in to pick up groceries on my way to visit friends. I used “scan as you go” as I always do, and paid £75.92 for my groceries, using my Apple Pay.

I might become the world’s first moss influencer. #lichensubscribe

@JohnDoeTheDoe99 @txrobdavis @PaulMSherman EBay. Obviously.

I was just reminded of this banger. No legal analysis I do will ever touch this.

The handwriting of famous authors - thread 🧵 1. Fyodor Dostoevsky's manuscript draft of The Brothers Karamazov