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its so cool being brown

he/whatever u perceive me as Katılım Nisan 2022
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MinuanoBX/DX@AccountMinipry·
perfect time remember he made pearl in love with trump art too eww
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Kelly Turnbull@Coelasquid

@TemplateYuya @Shnikkles @KaitSnod It seems like he lost his mind when SU started to get gayer, because he used to board on the show and draw a ton of self-shipping art with Pearl, like comics where he asks Rebecca Sugar and Ian Jones Quarte for permission to date her

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@ShacosBabygirl this last week has been awful for matchmaking, its legit souring me on the game.
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♡ Nyxie ♡@ShacosBabygirl·
I swear to god Marathon has some funky matchmaking criteria, because half the people load into Cryo against genuine AI players crab walking around, meanwhile every fucking lobby the rest of us are fighting Meal Team 6 with their Three Gold Bullys and Mis EVERY LOBBY
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@vampthingg i think he just got a taste for punching rick down after he did have to actually team up with him to save the multiverse and got high off his own supply. because honestly evil morty is just bored and finds rick entertaining.
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CAS 🛸@vampthingg·
evil morty fought so hard to free himself from “Rick and Morty” just to completely do a 180 and make him have this weird obsession to being rick’s morty and make morty jealous????? So the entirety of the last episode with evil morty meant nothing??????? What the fuck is happening
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John Smith@JimmysSharks·
@max1mate @AccountMinipry white man has been here, how can you tell, running water and sanitation, also we are using white mans guns
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maxim@max1mate·
@barfieldgussy wishing willow hitler but every once in a while the real one breaks through and goes “dis iz not me velp me mein gott”
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Sarah@barfieldgussy·
the blue button is also killing hitler. you have erased hitler’s consciousness and replaced it with something kinder. therefore the blue button is the right choice as it also kills hitler while at the same time making a new nice guy who does nice things.
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maxim@max1mate·
@WickTakes @FitMarshmellow idk if they just werent fans of the f4 but it boils down to “dude what if the human torch was actually le on fire for real and he screamed the funny scream, haha dude what if the invisible woman but invisible skin dude, what if the thing was mentally disabled”
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Wick's Takes@WickTakes·
@FitMarshmellow I like how most parody characters in Venture bros are rarely ever mean spirited or needlessly edgy. Pretty much the only parody I don't like from the show is Baron Underbheit as The Doctor Doom parody.
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@cursedamage ill always be impressed by gender affirming surgeries like these, genuinely so space age to be able to sculpt a body like that from the parts already available.
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kb@cursedamage·
thinking about this heroic dame once again. she's so cool. the amount of focus in watashitachi wa moto joshi desu on like the actual mechanics of getting hormones and medical stuff handled is so compelling.
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maxim@max1mate·
@azulabetter lighting bending requires the bender to seperate their negative chi from the positive, for iroh this requires peace because of how many internal changes he underwent. azula and iroh know what they are and can easily seperate the negativity from the rest.
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@spaceandtech_ love the cut to them obviously pulling the thing forward with a wire into the water. can it even swim or did they just attach life jackets to it? is everyone just buying these and haphazardly slapping ars to them and pretending that its useful in any situation?
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Space and Technology@spaceandtech_·
A robotic system developed by US-based defence technology company Onyx Industries can travel both on land and across water. It combines the Naut mobility platform with the Sentry defence system on the Ghost Robotics V60 robot. The robot is designed for surveillance, protection, and intelligence missions.
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maxim@max1mate·
@ariverofstars ok im more concerned with the melted skeleton man in the last panel
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moon 🌙@ariverofstars·
easily the best sequence to come out of death metal
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@divumla @nogard_Eht no it really isnt just because you say it is. a human mind can only be made from carbon. a simulation of something isnt the same as the thing it’s simulating, thats silly.
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maxim@max1mate·
@woatboul @NBossTime send me your cranial measurements you old yakubian ape i must study you for science
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nicot@woatboul·
@NBossTime You people are genuine fucking retards, holy shit 🤣 "Being a good person is when you're gay and like blacks"
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@divumla @nogard_Eht they really wouldnt be human though? they are just computer programs that think they are which really isnt the same.
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Cuy Divumla⏸️@divumla·
@nogard_Eht Not being flesh and blood /= they don't matter. They have human minds and are human in every way that matters. They were able to make a good life with the hand they were dealt, that matters.
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Namako@nogard_Eht·
my thoughts on episode 9 of tadc
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@ndogid im joining the war on the whip spiders, on the side of the whip spiders
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maxim@max1mate·
@jib_loger_alt always thought it was like an afterimage of sludge he left on the wall after phasing through.
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Unrelated, but the original SCP 106 photo is low-key one of the most glazed original photos on the site. I gotta be honest. Like it looks kind of cool at first, but then you learn that’s actually a piece of graffiti on some concrete wall and it begins to falling apart.
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maxim@max1mate·
@herr__naphta @SRamirez68083 *jubilantly jiggle my way into the conversation and triumphantly post my epic sauce meme that btfo every argument in the comment section*
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@SRamirez68083 you will accept that gorillas can speak and experience human emotions, chud
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Sneedle@SRamirez68083·
Fun fact: Koko the gorilla didn't do this, because Koko the gorilla couldn't talk and the researchers made it up. Also there was some weird stuff going on over there.
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Kittenfish💖@Kittenfish817

There are so, so many but I’d much rather hear funny ones. Did you know Koko the gorilla pulled a sink from the wall when she was unobserved and when her keepers asked her why she signed that her pet cat had done it? When George Washington was dying his doctors drained 40% of his

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@bravookil 110% two warring superpowers always starting shit here
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