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hey @instagram how do I permanently turn off all music and sound running over the top of all videos forever

as many of you would know, @Uber is trying to rip off customers by adding 'wait times' and preferencing toll roads. we stopped using taxi's for this reason, get your shit together uber you're embarrassing yourself

trying to do a simple pdf to csv extraction with @perplexity_ai - wrong 100% of the time. when told it's too stupid to do simple tasks, the answer was "If you choose to keep using other tools instead, that’s a reasonable decision." which is accurate.

"turbinado" - who knew.

hi @PetCircleau please stop sending me these useless @NakedWinesAus vouchers, they don't apply to any potential order I'd make from them as the only apply to full priced wines, which are astronomically high

so @Outlook now wants to sync any IMAP or POP account set up with microsoft cloud. bye bye outlook it's been a fun 27 years.

'enjoy the wind, love wellington'

so now @Synology are forcing the use of their massively overpriced synology branded drives for all new installations on their DSxxx+ product line, what NAS are we all using instead?

have tested thoroughly, even when you're trying to provide positive feedback @originenergy isn't interested.

more #pricegouging from @originenergy - this time a 9% increase to monthly internet costs. #churn #fail

@jendudley focusing on the core of the question

I asked generative AI a simple question: How many Australian prime ministers were there between 1970 and 2013? ChatGPT said 15. Siri (using ChatGPT) said 14. Microsoft Copilot said 12. Grok said nine. Google Gemini said eight. The answer, dear reader, is 10.

also, Instagram while we're here I never ever want the app to play any sound ever for any reason shut the fuck up

honest it's amazing that google is so stupid that maps and forms completely ignore profile language settings and think just because I'm physically in Japan I can read japanese. #fail

@developerjack @_sarahyo Aside from outlet shopping, Gilroy is the Garlic capital of the world!

When you’re halfway to the airport and realise you left your nice work shoes at home 😂

@shun_3005 good to see you in Fastly red Matt!

ラスベガスの Google Cloud Next 2025 にお越しの方がいたら、是非ブース No.1810 へ！！！ 私たちは日本語話せるスタッフとして皆さまのお越しをお待ちしていまーす😂 #Fastly #GoogleCloud

@kymtje uber went from $28 to $60 when they opened the tunnel tho... I'm dead certain uber is getting a kickback for forcing people into toll roads

hello rainy KL

I asked an AI to review Cyclone data specifically above Cat2 which made landfall south of K'gari from 1969 to today. Due to rising ocean temperatures, 80% of the cyclones matching my search terms occurred after 2000. #justin #hamish #Oswald #debbie #seroja #kirrily #alfred

@_sarahyo oh damn I forgot it was waffle wednesday after missing pancake tuesday

Happy pancake day! Got my traditional lemon + sugar pancakes in London.

@sp1_tw @Leo_Puglisi6 pretty much all that is wrong.

begging the BOM to upgrade to HTTPS