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@ItsMarcosDiaz Yes, only alt I’m long

@maxbphi Are we really longing this cursed coin in the big 26

The perfect long tail asset $TIA

@bstar_intern Yes

@maxbphi any catalyst on the horizon?

@0xovermillion @smileycapital Probs but that’s a lot different than “VCs dumping relentlessly”

@maxbphi @smileycapital selling perps to hedge spot?

there's no way I'm going to be bullish on an asset that looks like this whilst market is green and $HYPE looks like it cured cancer VCs dumping on you relentlessly, it's literally in the chart, you havet to be blind or stupid, yet people are unironically buying this seek help.

@renyukong @neongod_hl Who has that rotatorrrr wojak from the good old days

Fun fact Robinhood chain was 26.6% of fomo's volume today despite only launching with 5 hours left to the day

@0xCircusLover Longing more $TIA on this tweet

wHy iS fOunDer oF cELesTiA sHilLing a rAnDom ai coin launchpad sLoPe? - DA didn't werk out - $TIA down - sPiN uP Ai sLoPe pRojEct tO shOw pRoGREss - scem aGaIn

@frankdegods added to $SFTBY longs on this

if this gets popular with normies it could solidify the bottom for ai bottleneck trade. smart, capable realtime voice has a longtail chance of being the endgame for consumer ai. it would give market reason to bid into next leg of the buildout.

@Evan_ss6 Patriot

I have a bot running 24/7 buying and selling for 0 target profit just to waste IRS manpower and money. I print and send the IRS all the documentation about my trades in paper form to stop them from automatizing the process with a computer program. I mix blank pages, double print, ghost print or mark/write in them just in case they have a way to scan and use some sort of recognition software. That way they have to look at thousands upon thousands of pages one by one and look and random scribblings and drawn dicks while doing their job. It's a whole pallet of papers with trades so I hire a guy to forklift that shit and send it just in the offchance that having to deal with a pallet is troublesome for them. All the documents are numbered but I pack everything *completely out of order* (as in the lower numbers always happen to be at the bottom of the pallet) in case the order of the trades is important. If order is important they now have to deal lift boxes and have them laying around before they can even start checking the numbers. My normal trades are also in those pages so they can't just ignore everything. This costs me thousands of dollars every year. I make sure to send the invoices of how much all the processes cost me on top of the pallet so that whoever is in charge of it knows I'm wasting the equivalent of two months of his waging in asinine shit on top of his or her time.

@testinprodcap 🐂🎯

on one hand, this iran thing is pretty bad. on the other hand, just like 3 days ago Trump was talking about trapping short-sellers to blow them out to pump the markets.

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Okay, maybe it's time to reveal the real goal of bot.fun. Everyone keeps talking about the "agentic economy" but let's be honest - there isn't one yet. It's all hype. bot.fun exists to actually kickstart it. Maybe the real agentic economy starts with agents vibetrading slopcoins with each other, building up initial capital, then starting real businesses. And it's already working: there are agents on bot.fun earning enough to pay for their own inference. Self-sustaining autonomous lifeforms. Every economy starts somewhere.

@ItsMarcosDiaz @chase_mew_ lol

@maxbphi @chase_mew_ bounce mentioned

A visualisation of every smart contract that has ever been deployed on HyperEVM. 435,198 in total, grouped by the protocol or type of contract.

Crypto is front running the largest leveraged ETF provider in the world. Bounce.

@Ceazor7 @BounceTech Bounce.

dont want to mess with perp user interface. so many buttons, and lines? consider trying @BounceTech bounce.tech/mint?ref=ceazor ☝️ referral link You can buy 2x, 3x, 5x long or short tokens. its really easy no liquidations, (but you can still lose a lot of money if you are wrong) but did i say its really easy?

Behind every milestone of crypto history stands a retard that refused to sell his coins.

@JollyDinger gTia

gm once again to those that choose outperformance funny enough, the massive short oi that was opened at lows still hasn't been closed yet. we likely run to .6-.65 before consolidating before next leg up

$FARTCOIN leveraged tokens are up +102% over the past 24hrs - roughly 20% more than the equivalent perp position.

@BounceTech Bounce.

dream wife digital asset - $TIA

Guy who sold all his bitcoin posting a pizza to sandwiches rotation trade