Maxwell

Superbad turns 10 today, which makes Mclovin 35 I think.

I stubbed my toe on a steel toed boot today. I am irony

I just witnessed someone eating a rack of ribs while driving. I am thoroughly impressed.

I'm pulled-porked out

The Elk River boys track and field team finished first overall at sections. They are sending eight events to state.

Driving in the car with my little sister: "Ya, I don't really like candy. I'd rather have like a vegetarian burger."

I accidentally just bit down vertically on a toothpick. Send help

@nwpack16 Jake.

@jaidefriese We're only siblings by choice as well

people are friends with me because they like my mom

if u put a parental advisory warning on any picture of ruth bader ginsburg it immediately becomes a hard ass mixtape cover lmao

For the record: totally on board with this dude-romper business.

@jaidefriese We have unlimited data tho

Congrats to Maxwell Friese for Silver medal-ceramics from Scholastic Art National Awards! See this piece @ Evenings of the Arts- tomor.

"I'm so crazy I voted for Eisenhower, twice!"