A real man

It's possible. If anyone can do it, It is me. And I will do it. And I will come back to this tweet. If it's still called a tweet by then.

@Big_Chef_1 Shame wear me durag😭

LOL You have no idea where it’s coming from… no walms See, the mistake wasn’t ignoring me. The mistake was assuming I’d still be standing exactly where you left me. Make we just leave am

@Big_Chef_1 Guy stop nau😭

It’s actually impressive. Imagine ignoring the one person that already likes you… just to audition for people that haven’t even decided if they know your surname. You’ll leave a good morning text on read for eight hours, but you’ll reply “😂😂😂” to a stranger in seconds. OK!

@OloriOfOloris You dey ever see any one Wey na men dey suffer?

I am very scared of marriage. My heart is broken. How do you silently handle such Chaos and unhappiness. How do you even see such signs? God please.

@SoloJah1 These are wise words

Once upon a time, a university guy was trending here because his female coursemates called him finest. He kept posting his fine face until one day, X Nation got tired and it went stale. There was another guy who trended because of his long neck. He became a meme. Whenever he posted a picture of that long neck with a forced smile, X Nation laughed. Until one day, it got stale too, and he packed up. I do not wish that for you. A long time ago, when the world was about to shut down due to a ball-like virus with cactus chukucuku, a man became famous on this street for having a bald head. Somehow, he diversified and grew on that platform. Nobody can exactly point to what or how he did it. But today, he doesn’t go around replying "your father" to X Nation who call him bald. Note: that was what gave him the platform in the first place. I’m saying: diversify from this "Pepsi and poverty" act. Especially now that the CIA and MI6 have allegedly created an anti-olodo department + plus the returned algorithm. Make proper use of your digital fame. Build on it. These things don’t last if you’re left with just one iteration. This is just kind advice. I hope you see it from a place of love, not disdain. I wish you greater zenith. Cheers and Kind regards.

@QHVZYMY Good intention no dey here oo

Oh well….. the intention is what counts

Honestly I could not believe my eyes when she said "He hates her"

@peero007 good evening sir

Allow us enjoy our Twitter reunion in peace.... Class of 2010, good evening! 😎

@sil_vee_yah was that Ngwo pine forest?

Life lately✨

give + give + give+ not give= wicked person not give+ not give + not give+ wicked person

Realizing that there was never a destination. You'll never feel arrived. You just have to live out everyday.

@Thecreativemena Make person breathe abeg

This would also reduce creators income. I haven’t seen rage baits or idiotic tweets. How would they feed?

@somah_ski Like ..my TL people are now popping up like they've been on vacation lol

Any small thing rain.

@Michaels_opara We can o my brother. Everything was just a nightmare initially

Is it true that y'all can now see my posts? Abi na whyning?

@mellycrochets Elon you do this one. cos????

Little intro for those who may come across my account for the first time ❤️✨😂

Boy, am I so Glad that I don't get to see those dumb asf takes every time I launch this app, especially from some rage-baiting human in the slums boasting about things they deserve from men or women.

@lastSonOfCy I really dont know, I'm Glad I dont see those dumb takes anymore though, but I'd have loved to expand reach better

Be like I go begin dey tweet again like before

@meetjeo I'd definitely understand. Mutuals?

@maxieto72 I just need a reason to go and stay in Enugu

Trying to join a foundation so I can have a reason to go hiking in Enugu 🤣

@amaratomi Mutuals but a little outside info no bad

this feels like the old twitter again, my tl is full of my mutuals tweets. love ittt

@Macqueenamara2 E touch me

It’s 3am and I just wanna say this, Nigerians, do not allow that man a second term, this is such a shameful quality of life, it’ll get worse if we give him more time. I had a conversation with somebody who works in the force and he said to me that this country is gone!