Maxim Fernandez

See ya!

@JessWJourno It’s not too late to call this off.

And some elite fragrance

A selection of useful things my boyfriend packed to move into our 1 bed London flat: A thread.

@martangstilwell Tap that

@keithjones84 Where I grew up. Miss it.

Fulwood Park, Aigburth, 1971 and 2022

@martangstilwell @pstilwell Dark chocolate? The lad has taste.

@Halfords_uk we are pulling our hair out trying to obtain the full value of vouchers issued by you in an insurance claim. It is £200 short of what it should be. You have admitted the mistake but refuse to call us back to rectify. Four time now.

@keano81 GRIM

You know what I don’t miss about working in agencies, & an office, is the traveling *as a team* to a client meeting: “Shit it’s half past WE HAVE TO LEAVE.” “Where’s Mark? WHERE’S MARK?” “Wait, I need to print the handouts…” “Who’s got a USB?” “The Addison Lee’s OUTSIDE NOW 😫”

@rhiannonlucyc Jazz.

@alexjmurrell "Naughty but nice” by @SalmanRushdie for cream cakes.

@martangstilwell Added to the canon.

@bt_uk All good - was an issue in the Leyton area that has now been fixed. Thanks for your help!

@maxifez Hi, how are you? I just wanted to check that you're BB is working ok for you now? ^StephB

@bt_uk Hi - our broadband went down over night. Now a purple flashing light on the hub. Account says that “there is no broadband connected to the account”. Have done all checks on help section and still not working.

@webbyyeah @guardian_sport 😂

@guardian_sport 0 minutes per half?

Shorter games under consideration for football's return, says PFA chief theguardian.com/football/2020/…

@freyargh Just showing my support! We're all good. Hope you and DH are too. See you in the pub with all the fags once this has blown over x

@pstilwell @ShimonSez 5/5. Don’t @ me.

The recycling conundrum continues. I got 3 out of 5 in the test. More debating is required @maxifez @ShimonSez bbc.co.uk/news/uk-492807…

@guardian “Dead users” makes no sense.

Facebook could have 4.9bn dead users by 2100, study finds bit.ly/2UOSetf

@BBCr4today @Nigel_Farage What authority does he have on any of this? Because he’s met him?

“I do believe in openness but ultimately the state has to have some secrets” says @Nigel_Farage, who has met Julian Assange. “What operatives like Assange have done actually endangers many people’s lives” #r4Today bbc.in/2KxBsyQ

@kevmoss Kev! Careful now! x

Possible collapsed lung. Amazing speed and treatment at the #NHS accute medical unit. So much respect. Perhaps dads football wasnt such a good idea!

@ramy81 @ninapetrovna Yer ma wears Kappa trackies

@Satanlovesuk ‘Shaking my head’

@maxifez Smh?