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You have to hand it to spurs for somehow finding new levels to embarrass an already rock bottom fanbase

Let it all work out

Let foot, right foot, screamers. An absolute privilege to have had this man at our football club and serve it with respect and dignity

Let’s not kid ourselves. A big reason we’ve picked Frank is financial. •Used to small transfer budgets •Used to low wages •Overachieves with less •prioritises league over cups •Calm, media-friendly He’s Levy’s dream manager.

#Postecoglou has been sacked. A visionary. Ruthless in transition, elegant in possession. The system was fluid, aggressive, beautiful. But mediocrity always resents excellence. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to return some videotapes. #THFC

@BatemanOnBall 😂😂😂

Beating this #PSG side? Harder than getting an 8pm reservation at Dorsia without a verified portfolio and a blood connection to the head chef.

#Dembele - he isn’t a winger. He’s a mystery disguised as output. A luxury problem in motion. He doesn’t create chaos - he is chaos wearing designer boots. Two-footed and one-paced. Unpredictable. #PSG signed him hoping for genius. What they got is creativity masked in elegance.

#Hakimi scores first in the Champions League final. It’s not a goal. It’s brand validation. Every sprint, every finish, pre-approved by strategy. He didn’t celebrate. He confirmed. Pace, precision, profitability. Much like my P&L record. #PSGINT

Last night wasn’t a dream, Tottenham fans 🤍 🎥 Relive it all with our Europa League final episode of No Filter 🏆 You won’t want to miss this!

THE FIRST TIME IN SEVENTEEN YEARS 🏆 A TROPHY FOR TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR AT LONG LAST 🤩

He did say he’d win in his second season. Congratulations!

Can’t smile without you #COYS

It’s hard to make a proper judgement call on Ange Postecoglou until the triangle of Vicario-Romero-Van de Ven is restored. Imagine Arsenal without Raya-Saliba-Gabriel. Postecoglou has flaws, set-pieces, risky high line at times and not realising that stubbornness is different from single-mindedness. His players’ lack of fight in the North London Derby (Bergvall, Spence and Gray honourable exceptions) reflects poorly on his team-talks as well as their character. It’s the Derby - commitment is the starting point. The captain, Son, scored but he’s not the force he was. It’s a mentality thing as much as ability with Spurs. And injuries. The squad depth isn’t there. Postecoglou is hardly the only manager trying to cope with an injury crisis. Andoni Iraola has 8 players out at Bournemouth, still doing well (8th in PL), still getting a balanced, organised, very competitive XI out, but then he's a better manager (tactically, in-game management etc) than Postecoglou (and will go to a CL club one day). There still has to be sympathy for Postecoglou as most of his absentees in one area. Imagine a team of: Vicario; Porro/Spence, Romero, Van de Ven, Udogie; Bergvall, Bentancur/Maddison (depending on opponent then Maddison as a 10), Gray; Kulusevski, Solanke, Moore. That’s decent. European qualification strength. Good age balance. Spurs have some good players (also Johnson, Bissouma, Sarr, Richarlison when fit, Kinsky when he learns about intensity of English football). But the squad needs strengthening. 13th is poor. The lack of intensity in the Derby was poor. It’s now about getting that defence fit, and Postecoglou getting more out of them. #NLD #THFC #ARSTOT

Hit the gym. Avoid drama. Smell nice. Make money. Level up your circle. Talk less. Pray more. Think highly of yourself.

Hardest picture of all time Goodbye king 🤍

Service dog likes the slide.. 😊 twitter.com/buitengebieden…

Spurs vs City.. City need to win to beat Arsenal to the league. Ball is passed back to Vicario who boots the ball in the back of his own net. 1-0 City. Spurs players sit down for the remaining 89 minutes. South stand sings blue moon together at full time. City champions

Tottenham announcement video idea. The setting is Stamford Bridge. Tottenham vs. Chelsea. A mix of multiple eras with clever CGI. We start in the 2022 era, and Timo Werner has missed multiple chances. During the video, it pans to the Chelsea crowd, and you can hear audible insults towards Werner. Harassment from the entire ground. Slurs. Everything. Werner is visibly upset. Werner walks down the tunnel during half time, taking off his shirt, into the dressing room. Not Chelsea’s dressing room. Tottenham’s dressing room. There is a shirt waiting there, it says “Werner 16”. Substitution. Richarlison for Werner. The 2nd half is set in the 2023 era, it starts with Romero getting sent off, a video of his challenge on Enzo Fernandez. Tottenham fans begin leaving the ground. But there is another substitution. Dragusin for Johnson. Dragusin pings a ball over the entire defense in the 90th minute, only for Werner to pounce on it. Goal. Tottenham. 1-0. Ange Postecoglou runs onto the pitch, a-la Klopp vs. Everton, and chest bumps Dragusin. Werner Adebayor’s to the Chelsea fans. Followed by “Welcome to Tottenham”.

Its wonderful when your football team play well. #coys 🇦🇺

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