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John bought 5 mangoes, he gave 1 to his brother and 2 to his sister. If he decided to keep the rest to himself, Calculate the volume of the Sun.

@AbakpaJob How would we get the next mango?

imagine if mangoes didn't have that big ass stone in the middle and u could just eat them without any interference i wouldn't know how to act

Just stood up and clapped Casemiro off the pitch in my living room and my wife looking at me like I’m crazy 😭 words can’t explain how much I respect Casemiro man!

A small aircraft definitely burns less fuel than a heavy commercial truck for the same distance. No?

@interesting_aIl And the elephant in the room is, what then is the origin of Cucurella?

Spain is world’s baldest country according to World Population Review, with 44.5% of men having male pattern baldness

@FabrizioRomano @Stan_Subru Leave the football before it leaves you

🚨 Diego Simeone confirms he will stay and continue at Atlético Madrid next season. ❤️🤍 “If I’m being honest, I’m thinking about next season. I’m thinking about myself. I will continue, but I’m thinking about how to approach a new season”.

@Goldfield6 Atwoli calls these artists to sing for him at home. Damn!!!

Francis Atwoli with money in briefcase, he removes some money and he puts it in a white envelope. Despite the hard economic time currently, someone has millions in briefcase and is being entertained by a live band.

@Casemiro @ManUtd This tweet is longer than your speech on the turf bro. Haha. Top lad

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are. Manchester will forever be my home. To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here. Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day. Forever a Red Devil ❤️

what a beautiful day at Old Trafford 🔴

Deadliest Luke Shaw is that who plays in the World Cup year

@baroswahjr Woe unto their children, they will never hear the end of this

Boys being boys

Can I teach you one dark secret we use to last long on jobs? If you have a valuable skill, don't ever teach it to any other work colleague🙂

@CartmanReacts If she shot 2Pac, he would be 55yrs old today

‼️MUST WATCH: This Video Is INSANE! Pure deadly stupidity caught on camera. This woman turned a mean facebook post into a full blown felony waddling up and firing one round into a house full of children before her gun jammed like the failure she is. Not surprising. Considering where she pulled it from to begin with. Fatso sweating into the barrel of her gun. San Antonio police confirmed Cynthia DeLuna walked right up to the house and squeezed off a live round before the weapon jammed on her. Thank God no one inside was injured. She was arrested and charged with mulitple felonies for the incident. The best part was when she took off running afterwards. lol. fatso wasn’t going to fool anybody when she started to run 😂 Also Damn did she fall down on her way there and accidentally set off the emergency airbags inside her sweatpants? I might have to stop talking shit online Nah imma keep going

@horizrontal But the belt stretches back and forth

@khtsa_ Two assists on his name. United should bring him home for sure

Elliot Anderson would be a great addition to Manchester United, a beast

Varane said that he celebrated more for his FA that the UCL. This crowd is maaad

@utdreport Gary to eat isht

Gary Neville on the VAR call: “Honestly, that is ridiculous. The VAR has been clear: the player has handballed it. He looked it for three minutes and the referee has looked at it for another minute. I can't believe what I have just seen. That was handball. I don't know what to say.” [@NathSalt1]

Bruno Fernandes to Manchester United, here we go! Totally confirmed. The agreement has been reached with Sporting and the player will fly on next hours to Manchester to undergo his medical and to sign. 🔴 #MUFC #ManUnited #transfers More details ⏩ instagram.com/p/B75mFRaILH9/…

@premierleague @Sammiflaiva_254 This 20 barrier looks impenetrable

Among the greats. ✨ Bruno Fernandes goes level with Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne for the most assists in a Premier League season.

Mbeumo scores Bruno equals