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@maxplanck52
100% organic, locally sourced, artisinally hand-crafted moron.
Southwest, USA Katılım Mart 2017
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@SundaeDivine @atrupar If he did it by dyeing I'd be cool with it.
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@atrupar Trump can have a ballroom and paint the reflecting pool pink for all I care. I just want him to do it the same way every other president has done it - by having people agree with it.
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Sen. John Fetterman: "I've seen a picture. Assuming it's not AI, so far the reflecting pool looks good. If that's $13 million, really, that's small. We do need a ballroom."Sen. John Fetterman: "I've seen a picture. Assuming it's not AI, so far the reflecting pool looks good. If that's $13 million, really, that's small. We do need a ballroom."
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@SundaeDivine I liked your humblebrags better, now you're just bragging 💁
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When I hit the squat rack wearing yoga pants, guys start acting like they’re auditioning for a role called “Not Looking.”
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Infinite me in a NYC bathroom - the definition of Hell.
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@TheSaffronSmith It's not a riddle or a metaphor, simply an observation. You just seem to appear in a lot of hallways 😁
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Go call your Mom if you can. She’d love to hear from you.
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@TheSaffronSmith Just when you think things can't get any worse...
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The good thing about this *squints eyes turns head sideways* is that we're at or near the bottom but, in saying that, I'm not sure whether that's an optimistic or pessimistic thing to say
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@_PriscillaReiss For you it looks like me? We have so much in common 😁
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What comes to mind when you imagine the perfect weekend?
For me, it looks like you 💜
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Think I’ll pull on my jeans with my Birkenstocks and drive my EV down to the pot dispensary. Can I get you guys anything?
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@MikeNellis He's like a Bluetooth device still trying to pair with 2007.
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He sounds so stupid when he brags about this
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "No president has ever taken a cognitive test except me. I've taken three of them. One in the first administration. They're hard. The first question is easy. You have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a squirrel. 'Which is the squirrel?'"
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If Democrats rig elections, how did Trump become president twice?
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@SundaeDivine @LeadingReport I'm pretty sure "thug" is not what he might call someone of, let's say Swedish descent 💁
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@LeadingReport "Low IQ thug" from the man who once suggested injecting bleach. The bar for cognitive self-awareness is on the floor, and he's still limboing under it.
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President Trump calls Hakeem Jeffries a “low IQ thug” that is a “danger to our country.”
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Told my boyfriend I wanted to go to the most expensive place in DC and so he took me to the Exxon in Georgetown.
#TrumpGasCrisis
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@TheSaffronSmith "Emotionally unemployed". That's good, mind if I borrow it on occasion? 😆
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Devoured this book in two sittings and now I’m emotionally unemployed until someone else reads it…..
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