Max Gov

Right now. OG seniors v.s. Transfer seniors for captains.

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

Woke up thinking about Nico's 5 RBI's this morning.

I drank a Slurp. WHAT? I drank another slurp. WHAT? 3 Slurps. OH NO. 4 Slurps. WHAT? 5 Slurps. WHAT? 6 Slurps. WHAT? 7 Slurps. WHAT? 8 Slurps. WHAT? 9 Slurps. WHAT? And a Chug Chug. WHATTTT?

there's a lot of people in this country experiencing psychosis and calling it religious devotion

It took not a pedophile sex trafficking ring, not a genocide, not millions starving and losing their jobs, BUT a Druski skit to bring our politicians out of hiding. America.

The road to another October run starts now. Narrated by Anthony Rizzo.

Chicago!!!!! I can’t wait to play for you. Let’s go! @PlayersTribune theplayerstribune.com/alex-bregman-m…

Cade Horton, Wicked Breaking Balls. 🤢

THE PROFESSOR IS IN ✅ Kyle Hendricks received 94% of over 36,100 votes and is now officially inducted into the Hall of Pretty Good. 👨‍🏫

@Topps @supmaterino @cegovert

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It’s 3:16. Here’s two whole minutes of Stone Cold Stunners. 🍻

After his electric performance in the World Baseball Classic (see what I did there?), it’s an honor to officially induct Ondřej Satoria as our first honorary member in the WBC wing of the Hall of Pretty Good. Satoria, an electrical engineer as well as a pretty good ballplayer, captured the hearts of baseball fans all over the world in 2023 after striking out Shohei Ohtani. He then returned to the World Baseball Classic this year and threw 4.2 shutout innings against Japan (Shohei was reportedly too scared to face him a second time). While we are not doing our typical voting style for this special honor, the HoPG’s Instagram broadcast channel voted 928 to 10 in favor of bestowing Ondřej Satoria with this special induction. Ondřej Satoria represents us all, a hardworking man who plays the beautiful game of baseball with passion and respect. It is truly an honor to induct him as our very first honorary member. It doesn’t get any more pretty good than that. 🇨🇿

SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU CAN DO, PETE. 😌

Dude used PTO for the WBC and pitched 5 shutty before going back to work next Monday. That’s so fucking sick

Kyle Schwarber has homered in the: World Series, ALCS NLCS AL Division Series, NL Division Series, AL Wild Card Game, NL Wild Card Game , World Baseball Classic, World Baseball Classic Championship All Star Game Regular Season Game Spring Training Game Batting Practice And World Baseball Classic once again

omw to get the worm early asf

Shoutout to DJ Moore. One of the greatest plays in Bears history.

rojas homer alert 🚨

@davebfr @itsfickybaby @BearsFanTV We ride with dave 🐻⬇️

Some personal news: I’ve parted ways with Sports Mockery. Unfortunately BFR, along with the X account and YouTube we built, will stay with them. I’m pretty gutted. @itsfickybaby and I aren’t done. Follow @BearsFanTV. I appreciate you all. More details below. Bear down.