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the freckled skins on datv definitely have a beard shadow right i’m not imagining it
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the human sadiepede 2@hell_doe·
just saw someone say baseball is boring and it brings me no pleasure to report that no it is not. it is actually very fun to sit there and drink a beer and eat a hot dog and yell at guys who are far away
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Maya Jade@mayajade·
@_hellis0 This is almost as cool as when you told me you had gone to BBQs with Madison Bumgarner, how haven’t I heard about this hahaha
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ellis@_hellis0·
I think it’s a fun time to tell everyone that I lived on the end of the street where they filmed the external sets of district 12 filming the hunger games and I had to show proof of residency going home so people knew I lived there (and then I would walk down to the set)
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Maya Jade@mayajade·
@necromosss I’m so sorry I can’t imagine your loss ❤️
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mossy🔻@necromosss·
......my dad passed away this morning I hope now he knows how much i love him
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@_hellis0 How can I warn these oomfs that this will only end in sadness when you kill off their favorite characters
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ellis@_hellis0·
do i have any crazy marvel oomfs? or anyone who has any crazy marvel friends who would be friends with me?
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this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on
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Maya Jade@mayajade·
Please tell my why I stayed up till 12:30 fighting for my life to get a special edition of a book from target that I didn’t even like that much 😭💀
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milk@lactosefreemom·
I had my TikTok open and I realized it was shutting down as I was scrolling, it was like I was on the deck of the Titanic
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Maya Jade@mayajade·
For anyone who wants to do what they want, this is the most clear way to do it I’ve seen outlined
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Maya Jade@mayajade·
@_natvv Damn - I feel like so much of my life would be fixed if I could wake up in 2016 again with this news
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ellis@_hellis0·
ok but could a mentally stable person do this?
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Maya Jade@mayajade·
@_hellis0 Oh good what would I do without those 😅
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ellis@_hellis0·
@mayajade don’t worry you’ll still get depressing spn edited to taylor swift videos
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ellis@_hellis0·
starting to think about deleting social media and ignoring all my friends texts again lmaooo oh here we go again
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Maya Jade@mayajade·
@_hellis0 ‘At least it’s not false god’ Will be put on my tombstone. This was instant karma.
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ellis@_hellis0·
@mayajade liar you don’t hate to say it
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ellis@_hellis0·
open.spotify.com/playlist/2Iam5… If you ever want to know what kind of friend I am after 10+ years, this is a playlist I made for my friend of every surprise song she missed by one day 🥰
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ellis@_hellis0·
@mayajade …who needs other friends! that’s how that quote ends, right?
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Maya Jade@mayajade·
@_hellis0 I hate to say honestly this is just so on brand for you tho
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Maya Jade@mayajade·
@RowletsMosey Very curious why some people thought opening their mouths and saying the most random shit was a good idea…. Have we learned nothing from Harry Potter???
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