maya

i went to love lane and everyone knew you!!!

@seaux_mali_ @Lililabubu7 😭😭😭😭😭

when you’re running for your train at covent garden/green park station

@anotherrtara @salmanthesecond URGHHH SILLYME. OFC THEY DID 😭😭😭

@mayalailaaa @salmanthesecond that’s bcs they saw you at bidah brunch x

@anotherrtara @salmanthesecond tara have u watched dr who i know the first three seasons off by heart

@mayalailaaa @salmanthesecond wheres dr whos tardis at

@anotherrtara @salmanthesecond #NEEDTHAT

@anotherrtara @salmanthesecond AHMED TAILORS ALSO EXILED ME.

@mayalailaaa @salmanthesecond went to peckham and they said ur exiled x

@anotherrtara @salmanthesecond this guy must’ve looked like majestic and mythical i’m sorry lol

@mayalailaaa @salmanthesecond I am speechless, did not know that they were making poems about him 😭😭

@anotherrtara @salmanthesecond i got kicked out of peckham for being too good looking sigh

@salmanthesecond thats how much aura he had 🥀

@salmanthesecond thanks

@anotherrtara @ItsChaaNotChai they’ll put our work in museums

@mayalailaaa @ItsChaaNotChai trvke 😭😭 the amount of brainrot we churned created generational brainrot wealth to last centuries

Have any of you tried halwa on toast? Because an aunty recommended it and I am SO intrigued but I need testimony before I go wasting good bread or halwa.

@anotherrtara @ItsChaaNotChai tears 2025 was our best run lowkey

@ItsChaaNotChai 😭😭 thanks i stole it from @mayalailaaa last year

@kunafasofar omg EM TARA!!!

too many beautiful women on my phone celebrating eid woah lets slow down a second pls my lobster too buttery my steak too juicy

@kunafasofar but they won’t do it sigh !!!

@lacefringe like 😭😭😭???

@mirahalle Why was that ever happening.

Wow fat man winter is genuinely over

@mnkisma EID MUBARAK BEAUTIFUL!!

@aa130052584719 and i’m saying this out of the love in my heart, delete this one

Clavicular gay as shit

@9lvrs i’ve seen beauty before but this is a discovery

@realengineer101 we’re not getting sushi co we’re getting sushidog DUHHH!!!

@mayalailaaa Sushico on you big bro

easiest 1k i’ve ever made this eid

@biitemyhip tbf it did take being quite shameless

@mayalailaaa IM JEALOUS