damilare.o

keep showing up, even days you’re on your lowest.

@wWisbad U no fit leave this useless life

Real Madrid *

@wWisbad 😂 bro its that bad o

@maybedamiii Sigh

LMFAOOOOOO

because say i no dey beg no mean say i get bastard money no bill me abeg, we gather dey the same country.

@quincygitahi Lmfaoooo

Came across this and was very impressed

Need to go out w someone that wants to ride my face

@degnweb @Ol0ye It’s a typographical error, that was the reason I deleted it.

New format: A random guy to a car dealer. "Boss, please send me all the pictures of this car, VIN, send me everything." Car dealer: Sure chief, here. Sends thems. Random guy: Boss, how much last. Dealer: N15m. RG: Nice one chief, I'll get back to you. D: Okay.

@DAdikpewun Nysc go don finish

thank god i won’t be working 9-5 again at this time

@notAalvess 😂 it’s common everywhere sef, you’ll give workers gift to give customers, dem go pocket half carry go house

@1meajay Put body o

just as lame as "if you don't, another man will". talm bout "🤣🤣🤣🤣" you sef don see am nau 😂

@Aduradara61049 Make dem no fumble me too

This is not the era to fumble a good partner bruh, you might not recover from it.

Nothing sweet pass MOTION for this life.

@iphy_chidozie God😭

“Mr President! Mr President! Commodification of the naira. Use cassava. Use cassava, sir” A cursed mad man.

Party gan dem full there

@MDchrisRed Nah me and leke be this 😂

Me and this guy don Dey pass around the same 20k since 2024. His birthday is in March, I sent him the 20,000 during his 2024 birthday. One month later, mine came around and he sent me 20,000. When he bought a car later that year I gifted him 20,000 for fuel. Less than 2 months after he gave me 20,000 because I was in a pinch back then, December Christmas Day I sent him 20,000 to enjoy himself. He sent me 20,000 back on New years😭 I don tire for this guy, at this point we’re just looking for reasons to send each other that 20,000🙄 It’s never been anything more or anything less😂. The funny thing is that I’ve actually never met this guy.

@fortuneyongosi8 @Gomba_10 LMFAOOOOO

"How far that your babe na?" wetin you go gain if i begin cry now?

Q2 is going to be better than Q1 for sure

And we have apc niggas actively campaigning for this same govt. is it until they k!ll a family member and rehabilitate the killer ?

Rehabilitating terrorists and jailing fraud guys should be enough reason to vote out any ruling government.