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It's turtles all the way down!

It's turtles all the way down!

@maybemoanasdad

How does this place even work?? 🤔

Sri Lanka Katılım Haziran 2016
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Minsu 🐳@MinupamaK·
My fav thing to tell people when they ask me whether riko bites people is inviting them to find out themselves. The pure shock in their face is priceless 🤣🤣😭😭
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I used to be really insecure about what my mother gave me but now combined with a more developed upper body it has become one of the things that women (and men!) like most about me aesthetically. And to think I wanted to put my behind in my past 💀
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sayyy what?@duh_whateverr·
Been losing sleep for like past 2 weeks. It's really hard to come to work and go through the day. I feel so sleepy and like thrown away feeling when walking even. I hate this
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Minsu 🐳@MinupamaK·
Stop making animated movies as live action!!!! ANIMATION IS CINEMA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
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sayyy what?@duh_whateverr·
@maybemoanasdad I did a quick fix yesterday (putting a restraining order to myself) and weirdly enough I got some sleep yesterday...finally.
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@duh_whateverr Oh gosh really? I get that though. So hard to sleep sometimes with all the thoughts flying about in your head. Can't take sleeping pills also cause then you won't wake up in the morning. I've even tried not using the phone for like an hour before bed but it still doesn't help 😭
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It's turtles all the way down!
The unbridled joy this man's shitposts bring me needs to be studied 🤣
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g

Update: the Analyst finally arrived… He walked in at 12:02, legal pad in hand I said "where have you been" He said "I need you to understand" He sat down in the chair, he looked different somehow Like a man who had seen things he couldn't say how He said "boss man it started at five on the dot Karen handed us flashlights and said 'give it a shot' She said 'phones stay outside, this is sacred team space' Then she pulled out her own and was scrolling mid-place She makes rules for the team that she'd never obey But it's 'mandatory fun' and we don't get a say The company paid for this room by the hour But shareholder value was eroding by the hour They locked us inside, or at least that's what we thought We searched for the clues that the escape room had brought Karen made us do icebreakers first thing in the room While we could have been solving she set up a Zoom She said 'let's go around and say how we all feel' I said 'I feel like leaving,' she said 'that's not ideal' Then she asked us to share our most vulnerable thought The controller said 'Tired,' which is all that he's got Someone asked about synergies, someone asked about goals Someone brought up alignment and collaborative roles Karen asked for our pronouns, went person by person I said 'I don't have pronouns, I have adjectives instead' She said 'that's not a thing,' I said 'your own policy said' I sat in the corner and I opened my pad I took notes on the clues because you always said: Read everything once, then read it again The answer is usually right there on page ten By midnight the flashlight had started to fade Karen said 'this is bonding,' I said 'this is unpaid' Karen judged every answer, corrected each thought But the value she'd added was zilch, zero, naught She was quick with opinions on what we should be But the door to the exit? She just couldn't see At 6am Saturday I couldn't take any more So I walked to the exit and I pushed on the door" It opened. He paused, and the room became still I said "what happened next" and he said "if you will I walked out to my car and I sat for a while In my driveway at home, not a thought, not a smile Because I spent thirteen hours searching for a key To a door that was open, the whole time, for free And it made me think, boss, about all that I do Every meeting that could have been an email or two Every policy followed that nobody read Every Friday I stayed when I could have just left instead" He looked at me then with a look that I knew It's the look that I give when I know something's true I sat with that, quiet, for a moment or three That kid spent thirteen hours locked up with HR's debris Survived all the icebreakers, Zooms, Karen's pronouns and collaborative feels Took notes on a legal pad no one had asked for Walked up to the door and did what no one else saw Pushed it open Drove home I said "one final question before you sit down" He said "yes boss" I said "after all that, the Zoom and the clown What do you identify as, now that you're free?" He looked at me steady He said just one word "Earned." That kid just earned his first adjective Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

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Ceylon Catalyst 🇱🇰
Ceylon Catalyst 🇱🇰@SethFromColombo·
🇱🇰 Sri Lanka’s Petroleum Development Authority reports potential for several billion barrels of crude oil beneath its seabed, along with 3-9 trillion cubic feet of offshore natural gas. According to the PDASL, several Global firms have already shown interest in exploring these.
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Ceylon Catalyst 🇱🇰@SethFromColombo

Fun fact :- 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka may be a small island on land, 🌍 But Sri Lanka actually controls more of Earth’s surface than Germany , Bangladesh & South Korea 🇩🇪 🇧🇩 🇰🇷 SL has 600,000 km² of earth's surface under its control.almost the size of Ukraine.

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Ishan
Ishan@ishanadjacent·
@maybemoanasdad Dawg you’re literally multiple standard deviations below me. Pipe down.
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Ishan@ishanadjacent·
Botched another interview😓
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@ishanadjacent I'm saying you made your bed, now sleep in it. What choice exactly do you have here bro? I tried to sympathise with you but you're still blaming yourself. No way out of this nah
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News Curry
News Curry@NewsCurrySL·
Govt Solves Electricity Crisis By Switching From Substandard Coal to Chuck Norris’ Ashes. #lka #NewsCurry
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