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@Jairo_I_Funez They were refugees bringing diversity. Don't be a bigot.

@Oilfield_Rando I'm now voting Swallwell. What a chad

Oh my, Swalwell whipped it out in the car and said “GET TO SUCKIN” and sure enough, she did it!

“Not only am I returning my Epstein binder, but Trump can forget about attending the Alp Nicotine Pouch Influencer gala this Christmas featuring keynote addresses by Ashley St. Clair and Sarah Stock.”

The purpose of a system is what it does.

THE JD VANCE SHOW! When JD Vance, Peter Thiel, Pete Hegseth, and Jared Kushner take a cruise through the Strait of Hormuz, things don't go according to plan. By Emily Youcis 2026

Trader Joe’s cashier (confirmed 19 years old) gave me the eyes today as I purchased my third dozen of eggs this week. Some sick longhouse humiliation ritual after my multiple failed attempts at getting her attention. She makes small talk “You sure love your eggs don’t you anon” no these are purely an energy source dumb bitch but I appreciate the attempt at conversation. Nightmare. Every day I am tortured. “Would you like to round up to donate to charity?” she whispers to me while sucking her two fingers. I stare directly at her breasts as she speaks to me and give her a thumbs up when she’s done. So supple. So young. Thank you for knowing me. The real me. We don’t have much time. World War Three is imminent. “We have to get out of here” I tell her. She moans my name and hands me my receipt. “Here, come with me” I say as I reach out for her. She shrinks to the size of a pencil and I put her in my front pocket. “Wow, you’re really strong” she tells me. “That’s none of your business” I reply through tears. Our love knows no boundaries; neither size nor age can hold us back. My thiamine kicks in. Clarity. What are these thoughts? What are these feelings? I came here for my eggs and now I’m rounding up for the liberals? She has completely manipulated me. I remove her from my pocket and restore her to size. I take my own liberties with the breasts. We make love and I leave without taking my bag. I cannot believe how much suffering I must endure day in and day out and there is nobody there for me to lean on

Trying to help my friend find a boyfriend free girl: 44 years old Makes his own jewelry! “Recycles” Has never held a job Has a beautiful voice, a creative Just got out of a long term thing with an older woman

The executive branch can kidnap a head of state, extract downed pilots via building airstrips under fire, and send men to the moon, all within four months. The legislature hasn't passed a regular budget in 15 years and the judiciary is arguing over whether citizenship exists.

You can’t say the n word or black guys will beat your ass but you CAN adopt one of their kids and troon it out and they just have to take it. High level of investment but high reward as well

Look at the rate of civilizational advancement from 1st flight to moon landing and consider where we’d be now had we not subsequently reoriented society around the idea that the entire world has a right to live here, vote here & receive legal, political and financial preference.

@AlfonsoFrfr You finally dropped the wigger video. Damn you were wigged up. Loving the wigger content.

"Unc, what were you like as a wigger?"

@shagbark_hick I "winged it" and traveled the country working very physically demanding and dangerous construction jobs. I would focus on a trade that is in high demand, get contractors license, and work for yourself.

It's insane to watch people wring their hands over the future prospects of teenagers. My half-brother is now 17, soon to leave the house, and a couple family members are biting their nails over "his future" in a way that makes no sense to me. The risks are lower now than they've ever been. As long as a young man stays away from drugs, leaves the house ASAP, has a sense of adventure, and is willing to work, he more or less can't lose. Even if he bottoms out badly, he's not gonna starve, and he'll bounce back. Yet people act as if the stakes are deathly high. They seem to think that if he makes one false move he's doomed, will be forced into some squalid node of the toothless underclass, cast out and scorned. This kind of neuroticism is what you might expect in a starving, anarchic, famine-stricken nation, but in 2026 USA, it seems cartoonishly absurd and out-of-place. Nobody seems to like to admit that a young man can really just "wing it" and do fine in America. He can have no plan at all and just make it work as he goes, it's not a big deal. He can do weird stuff, go off track, move somewhere random, take any job, whatever. The world's his oyster but a cast of middle-aged nervous nellies seem hell-bent to freak him out, drag him down, kill the very sense of adventure that is his best asset. Having watched him grow up since he was a baby, it's honestly hard to watch.

@BulkingtonBooks @TruueDiscipline I thought this at first but not really an e girl.

@TruueDiscipline Ann Coulter

Who was the original right wing e-girl? Was there anyone before Lauren Southern?

@terrakei07 Because they are jealous

嫌味とかではなく本当に素朴な疑問なんだけど、アメリカ人の皆さんはなんでそこまでカリフォルニアを嫌っているんですか？

@watchking69 Fuck that - a W-2 employee for 27 years with 24 to go.

without any work, hobbies, productivity of any kind you can probably do this for 5 days if you're hyper-productive and maybe 30 days if you're super lazy after that you go insane

@bumbadum14 @fromdusktildawn The part about unemployment is totally wrong. You dont get your paycheck matched for 1.5 years. You get less than 2k for 6 months.

Most people don't know this but we have not only the most progressive taxes in the world but also a very robust safety net. Almost the entirety of our government is funded by the top 10%, that's how progressive our tax system is. Meanwhile in some areas in the country, like in LA where I live, you can get free food from the government if you make less than $70,000 USD a year, that free food isn't some ration either, it's a government funded credit card for going out to eat, most of the restaurants in Los Angeles advertise that they take the government card. You also get free health insurance which includes gym memberships to every chain gym in the country, rental assistance, and if you get fired from your job the government will match your previous paycheck for up to 1.5 YEARS after getting laid off. People think America is some super unequal hyper capitalist state but it's far from it. Our social safety net is so expansive and so ubiquitous that it is commonly taken advantage of.

アメリカ人に聞きたいんだけど、 アメリカの一人当たりGDPは日本の2.6倍もあるのに、 なんでそんなに生活が苦しい人が多いの？ 高所得の人がたくさんいるんだから、再分配を少し強化するだけで、貧しい人たちの生活はぐっと楽になると思うけど、なんで再分配を強化しないの？ ちなみに、再分配を強化するのは社会主義でも共産主義でもないよ。 それは修正資本主義。君たちの大好きな資本主義を、ほんのちょっと修正しただけのものだよ。

@TheLaurenChen Dont be cheap. Pay the tip.

Assuming these people were at the restaurant for 2 hours A $60 tip means this server made $30/hour off this ONE TABLE Is that not enough for a waiter to make? Does being a waiter really need to be a $150/hour job? The entitlement behind a lot of tipping culture is insane

@datingbyblaine I don't understand the obsession with tans. White people have white skin not brown.

Matchmaking client, 38, 5’11, Orange County, newly minted surgeon, handsome, in-shape, and… Pale. Like, didn’t set foot outside his entire 7 year residency pale. He wants to date active women. He lives in Southern California. This is problematic. I tell him he needs to get a tan before we take his photos. He tells me he’s a doctor, and asks if I’ve heard of skin cancer. I tell him he’s a ghost, and ask if he wants a girlfriend. He’s agreed to walk outside shirtless 10 minutes a day until his photoshoot 🙃