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@mayday22

PhD. Chronically ill cat lady. Video game enthusiast. I raise money for charity.

TX Katılım Eylül 2008
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vampire workday@imbobswaget·
sorry i’m losing it not camptown races
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@mayday22 We have so many pretty parks near us that we can't decide on "lily pad pond" or "deep forest" for our future, very small, wedding. It's a lot less complicated if you remove god. We're getting a friend temporarily certified to officiate and cutting out the wedding industry norms.
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xAshleyx 🐈📚♠️@mayday22·
A friend of mine was just told by the pastor at the church she wants to get married in that she isn't allowed to wear makeup for the ceremony. wtf
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NMUFred@NMUFred·
@mayday22 I stepped away for awhile and curated a much more positive space for myself, mostly cozy gamers and Swifties, it’s been such a better experience lately here for me.
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xAshleyx 🐈📚♠️@mayday22·
Henrik vomited all over my bed just before I left for work this morning
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Zombri 🧟‍♀️☠️
Last night I got a call I’d been dreading. My parents’ dog, who I have loved like my own since day 1, passed away. My mom was home alone and in an absolute panic so I rushed to be with her until my dad could be there. And then I had to help him carry the body to the car 😭
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xAshleyx 🐈📚♠️@mayday22·
Can't wait to start 2024 paying 14,000 to have my waste lines rerouted and my bathroom floors destroyed
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xAshleyx 🐈📚♠️@mayday22·
Today's migraine fun is an olfactory hallucination, but now everything smells like chocolate chip cookies so I'll fucking take it
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