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melissa parker caron

@mayyoke

improvisor, pet enthusiast, baby whisperer. Magic, fairytales, dungeons and dragons.

12 grimmauld place Katılım Temmuz 2007
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melissa parker caron@mayyoke·
It's a small world, we have to take care of each other.
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American Academy of Pediatrics
American Academy of Pediatrics@AmerAcadPeds·
With recent news about masking on public transit and no update on when a COVID vaccine will be available for children under 5, families are understandably frustrated and concerned. Our take on protecting those too young to be immunized right now: 🧵
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melissa parker caron@mayyoke·
After day 2 watch no.9 she has now added the foot taptaptaptap.
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melissa parker caron@mayyoke·
Me: what do you want for breakfast? Toddler: how ‘bout sprinkle cookies? Me: not for breakfast. How about oatmeal? With chocolate chips? Toddler: I love you, mommy
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Jimmy Fallon@jimmyfallon·
It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing thing a family member has done or said, and tag it with #MyFamilyIsWeird. Could be on the show!
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melissa parker caron@mayyoke·
@jennyyangtv I was bullied in school as one of the only Asian kids in my FL middle school and now, I want that bully (Pat S) to know calling me Connie Chung every morning was a compliment not an insult.
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last sunday I vomited so hard my throat is still a bit scratchy. any remedy recommendations?
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melissa parker caron@mayyoke·
How many pairs of socks is too many for one person to own?
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melissa parker caron@mayyoke·
@ViWiWrites These are so spot on. Thank you so much for the chuckles today!! May I submit: Supreme Leader Snoke believes everything tastes better in a martini glass... with alcohol.
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Violet Wilson@ViWiWrites·
R2D2 shows up ten minutes late with the iced latte that is the reason he’s late and he doesn’t even try and hide it
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Violet Wilson@ViWiWrites·
Star Wars Characters and how they make their coffee: a thread Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just the weight of his hand to lower the filter, so that the sediment isn’t overly disturbed and the acidity is controlled.
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