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@Lea_EFC Funniest one I’ve seen

Everton’s summer rebuild: 1. Patterson - £20m 2. Mykolenko - £40m 3. Tarkowski - £30m 4. McNeil - £40m 5. Alcaraz - £25m 6. Dibling - £80m 7. Barry - £75m Total: £310m Ins: 1. Dumfries £20m 2. Cucurella £25m 3. Maguire £20m 4. Diomande £60m 5. Wharton £60m 6. Martinelli £35m 7. Watkins £40m Total £260m

@TheBlueDodger Give them more time with Xabi

I thought these 3 were nailed on for the World Cup with Brazil at the start of the season. Crazy how NONE of them are going! 😲 #CFC

@Jmcin80000 @Arma_Lite_14 He’s 15 you dumb fuck

@Arma_Lite_14 Really none of your business going through his personal stuff

So… I have a 15-year-old son who, by his own choice, lives with his dad and only comes to stay with me on weekends. He came over on Friday, and when I was unpacking his backpack I found a bunch of these things inside. Does anyone know what this is? He completely avoids the subject and is super closed off with me. Please help 😭

@Scruffbag125 @STLDaveT @caretaker201 If you get your hand dirty do you just wipe it off or wash it? That’s right, you fucking wash it.

@STLDaveT @caretaker201 Imagine not knowing how to wipe your ass lol

Technology has gone too far 💀😭

@caretaker201 Bidet life is the best life

@Upworkout My stomach gets in the way

The real reason the “Asian squat” works so well 👀

Sunday funday. Drop em. 👇

@x__Tears__x Invest in Bitcoin

@Bri_Rosenworcel @elonmusk @cb_doge Tough guy

@elonmusk @cb_doge Your kid hates your fucken guts because you are void of empathy and basic humanity and have no capacity to love.

"I vowed to destroy the woke mind virus." — Elon Musk

@techstoa @elonmusk @cb_doge

@elonmusk @cb_doge No one died. You just wouldn't accept her the way she sees herself. And being trans is not the "woke mind virus". The whole framing is dehumanizing.

@Sofia50020Sofia I knew my dad growing up

White men, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?

- Chelsea beat Spurs and Sunderland - Villa win Europa and lose to City - Liverpool beat Brentford - Bournemouth lose to Forest - Brighton lose/draw to United Champions League….

Genie: I grant you two wishes. Bob: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. Rich: I want a lot of money.

@cfc_gvido @XabiAlonso Gittens should be kept and Kendry Paez can be in the bin

2026-27 @XabiAlonso

@BrianAtlas They’re both still pretty without it you fuck stick

MAKE MAKEUP ILLEGAL!

@ReddCinema Backlash because she’s still hot?

Sydney Sweeney has been facing backlash after a photo showing her with no makeup was posted online 😳

@Tiamcfc Add Chalobah

These are the only players that should leave Chelsea this summer

@CFCBrowdz Gittens hasn’t really had a chance

We need to be ruthless this summer. Jorgensen, Tosin, Badiashile, Fofana, Lavia, Garnacho, Gittens, Neto and Delap all need to go.

@HalfSpaceMC We have proper wingers? Are they in the room with you?

Alonso reached Leverkusen and saw that his squad lacked proper fullbacks & instead had wingbacks like Frimpong & Grimaldo + no real wingers, mostly half space players like Wirtz, Hoffman & Tella so he figured out they will be better off with à 343 to maximise the players at hand. That’s creative solution. It similar to Tuchel who played with a back 3 at Chelsea to maximise the squad but does not identify as a back 3 manager. At Real Madrid Alonso has proper fullbacks and proper wingers & saw no need to use 343. He used mostly 4231 or 433. At Chelsea we have proper fullbacks & proper wingers, there is no need to solve any problem with by switching to a back 3.

@Ll3tte Xabi with a B

Xavi Alonso teaching, talking high intensity, intelligent football. I hope the lazy ones, the ones who aren't willing to work at Chelsea are ready?