Mark B

@phil_dfc Ha. Not for quite a few decades

Bromley are based in Kent

@3YearLetterman Great trolling I would say that you guys do school shootings better than us, to be fair. No one has shot up a school in the UK since 1997

I literally cannot name one thing that Great Britain does better than America

@VikaYidette More of their games will be on tv as sky show every game live other than 3pm Saturday games

@WhiteHouse 🤔 Maybe try peace yourself, war criminal.

"In light of this evening's events, I ask that all Americans recommit with their hearts in resolving our differences peacefully." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@MeMe27609433 @chrisdmowrey "Never said it was good when they die" I mean, that is exactly what he said. All you have to do is read the quote.

@chrisdmowrey This is what is wrong with you goofy fuckin demoncrats. You just make shit up. Never once did he say anyone should be dead. Never said it was good when they die. It’s amazing how you actually believe the nonsense you spew out of your cocksucker. Just go away twink no one cares.

We should stop pretending this is a coherent argument. Donald Trump made it clear just 3 weeks ago his perceived politcal opponents should be dead. It’s good when they die. He’s the president of the United States and he’s damn near built this culture single handedly. He loves the violence and chaos. He thrives it it.

@L_E_Bendon @JoeBlog377719 @DrumsInTheLoft Agreed. Errea have produced the best kits we've had (apart from the glory years of the 80s!)

@JoeBlog377719 @DrumsInTheLoft Errea have produced some amazing kits. Admittedly Nike wasn't exactly a hard act to follow, but I don't think there's been a single season with Errea where I didn't like at least one of our kits enough to buy it.

If I was in charge of shirt design at #QPR

@footballconfid1 Declan Rice was wearing an Arsenal shirt the whole match, clearly intending to celebrate in it in front of the cameras if they won! That backfired too!

Mikel Arteta carrying an Arsenal bottle at the Etihad, clearly intending to drink it on camera if they won… but it backfired spectacularly 😂 Perhaps if he invested less time in cringe, forced exercises like this, they wouldn’t Arsenal everything up…

@Matt_Holding1 @QPR @tokenfi WTF QPR

@QPR @tokenfi My sunday league team beat us. And I don't play sunday league. Diabolical.

Behind at the break ⏸️ @tokenfi 🔗 tokenfi.com

@BasilTheGreat Thats not what he said though is it

@mralistairgreen Lin, 50

‘Margot Robbie- 35’ 😂😂😂

I actually think Threads is funnier than bluesky. It’s total chaos. You can post anything and some random lunatic will pop up who doesn’t even follow you and reply in the most insane way.

@UpTheRs They look like VAR offside lines

All the lines on this pitch are pissing me off

@QPR Blackburn have been utter shit. And we've gifted them 3 goals. Pathetic Rangers

Goal for Blackburn. Morishita heads in a third. 🔵⚪️ 1-3 🌹 (50')

@AndrewKaufmanMD Thats is not what a 15 minute city is. Its a town planning tool to ensure that new development is located in accessible locations, close to jobs, schools, shops and medical facilities. Its a good thing in almost every metric.

The UK is the testing ground for 15-minute cities, with Oxford being the first area to test the new program. The idea is simple: you stay in your zone and live your life. You get 100 days a year to travel freely; otherwise, you are fined. If you live outside of Oxford, you can come inside for $25 a day. When I talked about Flock cameras and the surveillance state, this is what we want to prevent—the state believing it can control your every move and fine you if you don’t go along with its program. Everyone should reject this plan. Leave as often as you can. Let Parliament know they don’t own you and do not have power over where and when you travel. The more people who comply with these ridiculous rules, the less control you will have over your life. Stay focused.

@samprior1882 Ian Taylor, yes

Didn’t that bloke work at QPR when we were in the prem as press officer?

@NickAdamsinUSA What's the punch line? Or, like Trump, are you a man baby who is desperate for an award and you've put all your eggs into the @_DHOTYA ?

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

@YesterdaysBrit1 You lost me at "black men running around with machetes" Thats part of everyday life for you now is it?

If anyone still believes that Britain in the eighties was terrible because of this woman, then I need to just mention a few things. Living and working in the 80s, as I did, Britain wasn't being invaded daily. Black men running around with machetes wasn't part of everyday life. Hotels weren't being used to house the invading hordes. The police weren't harassing and rounding up decent, law-abiding citizens. The cost of living was manageable for many people. The feel-good factor existed for many people. She sent a task force to the South Atlantic to reclaim an invaded territory belonging to Britain. She took no shit from Europe, putting Britain first. She maintained an excellent relationship with our oldest ally, America. She gave council tenants the right to buy their council houses. She survived a terrorist attack at the hands of the IRA, and got on with business the following day. She never bowed to weaker individuals and she had no time for weak persons. She ruled with a rod of iron. If you played the game, worked hard and loved your country, she was with you. Perfect and globally popular she wasn't. But strong leaders never are. She caused a divide between South and North, but under her Britain was Britain and British. Now let's talk about her successors...

@HarbzTommy Due back just before Christmas They didnt say what year to be fair

Anyone remember when Chair returns? #QPR

@ignacioushay @a_derll @frankisenxx Thats the rule in rugby. This is football

How is this a handball against the Real Oviedo goalkeeper?

@ryangrim Murder

Drop Site obtained harrowing footage of the latest killing which appears to be from the perspective of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk

@LoftforWords @stusfootyflash That split commentary thing was amazing. Assume they dont do it anymore?

@stusfootyflash Did a lot of long nights on motorways early in my career, used to love it when there was a live game on with a split commentary of John Murray with Alan Green, and Jimmy Armfield co-coms. You could just sit there on a long slog up and down the M1 and you were there.

On this day in 2018, the great Jimmy Armfield passed away. Growing up, it was a joy hearing him summarise matches on Radio 5 Live. Incredibly knowledgeable, a cracking voice and a true gentleman. For 35 years, Jimmy was the best co-commentator on the airwaves. 🎙️