MarTaine™

My aim was to try to emulate this feat when I was at university, but I had to face barriers at home before facing the external barriers. But it's never too late to relive a dream, even if I did have a 15-year hitatus and fell back into refereeing again 🫶🏾

@CharxRafc I've just finished refereeing a match and last heard you were winning 1-0 in added time and then to find out when my match concluded, you guys have drawn 1-1 😞

@ManUtdInPidgin Nani

Cristiano Ronaldo and Bruno Fernandes excluded, name a player wey play for Manchester United and Sporting CP. Impossible

@Inkedandunique Something that might happen to your club soon, if the correct decisions don't get made 🤔

What is going on at Chelsea?

🎙️ Welbeck on United’s Champions League push: “I’ve scored against Liverpool… now Chelsea. Maybe I don’t score for United anymore, but I still help them. If it gets them Champions League football, I’m happy. Not every legend has to be inside the club.”

Liam Delap wanted Champions League football and didn’t want to join Manchester United. João Pedro rejected any bid from United just to play European football. Alejandro Garnacho said he’d rather sit on the sidelines for 6 months if he didn’t get his move to Chelsea so he could play in the CL. But guess who’s about to play CL football next season… and who might not even play in Europe at all 👀

Man United are now the only team to not suffer back-to-back Premier League defeats this season 👏

@ManUtdInPidgin Juan Sebastián Verón

Juan Mata and Mason Mount excluded, name a player wey play for Manchester United and Chelsea. Impossible

Man Utd have beaten Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea away in the same season for the first time in 41 years 👏

🚨Patrice Evra on Man United & Chelsea fans booing Garnacho: "I see the United fans, my people, booing Garnacho. Okay, I understand! You feel betrayed, like your girlfriend left you for the guy with the blue car! You make him feel the heat!" "But then I look at the Chelsea fans... the home fans! They are booing him too? He wears your shirt! He has the lion on his chest! If you boo your own player, you are booing your own house! It’s like kicking your own dog because he didn't catch the ball! And the kid looks lost, he looks like he's looking for his mama in the crowd!" "But the worst part... the part that makes Patrice want to cry... is after the game. I see Garnacho standing there. He is alone. The United players? They walk past him like he is a ghost! No 'How are you?', no 'Keep your head up, kid." "And his own Chelsea teammates? They are already in the tunnel thinking about their dinner! Nobody goes to him!" "In my time, if my teammate is getting bullied by the whole stadium, I don't care if he just joined from Liverpool, I go to him! I put my arm around him and we walk together like soldiers! " "Garnacho, listen to Uncle Pat: Put down the phone, stop the social media, and just play football somewhere that suits you.I hear Strasbourg is nice this time of year."

"I am blessed, I have food, water, warmth, a roof over my head and the love of my family, there are many people who have none of this and for them my heart aches"

🚨Mason Mount on shushing Chelsea fans: I gave everything for the club and the fans. I helped them win the UCL and played in two finals. I left the club three years ago, but people still act like I did something wrong when I left. It was a mutual decision. I expected better from them. I’ve always been a Manchester United fan since I was a kid, so I don’t see anything wrong with joining the club I support. I wasn’t going to accept those chants today.

@rebekkarnold I know you ain't being sarcastic, but I can see that the battle of the North West switching allegiances again 😁

I’ve hated so hard over the years nobody can tell if I’m being serious or not 😂😂

It makes no sense to me for Manchester United not to continue with Michael Carrick beyond this season.

I wish you could stay for another season bro 🙏🏾 keep it going 👏🏾✊🏾

@BitcOnlys #TeamPlayStation

Are you team PlayStation or Xbox?

@GunnerPuls Carlos Tevez

Only elite football fans can guess who this is.

🚨 Vincent Kompany on people appreciating him: “Don't believe the hype, don't believe the drama”. “When I arrived here at Bayern, I'd been promoted with 101 points, then relegated with 20, then won the league here – two years ago I was the worst manager and today I’m the very best”. “If you let yourself be influenced by all that noise, you’ll end up getting worse. It’s nicer this way, but I can live with criticism. It really doesn't matter to me”.

God will test you in three ways