Marcus Cavanaugh

One thing I've noticed at every job I've had. Somehow my coworkers figure out that I'll do or forgive literally anything if you send me a good meme from The Office.

“I found some web results. I can show them if you ask again from your iPhone.”

@jkup all-out :any

[renames file to *.ts] *entire file goes red* [renames file to *.js again] 😎

ok google

@jkup have you tried Twitter dark mode?

Simply amazing how little jet lag is affecting me and how well I’m sleeping 🙃

@jkup come to think of it, maybe a bear box would work for riker

What kind of dog is this?

@jkup is this a GPL joke

open source is contagious

@jkup it's 4 in the afternoon jon

ok good morning luke

Good morning everyone except for @lukeed05

@jkup Frankly, it’s one of the reasons I felt comfortable getting to know you: made you seem easygoing

real talk I probably use too many emoji for a professional setting

@poppalopp I’m pretty sure there were at least a few real-life orchestra rehearsals where I just pretended that I had the music

@poppalopp My recurring nightmare is losing the sheet music for the current song, frantically searching until Bob gets mad

@jkup their heart was two sizes too small

Person in front of me left a 12% tip on their breakfast on Christmas Day.

@mikehenrty @BedBathBeyond did you try posting it in rhyme? it supposedly works every time

NEVER trust online reviews. I recently posted a negative review on @BedBathBeyond's website including a picture of the issue. I got a "Your review is live" email. But when I checked, and they had removed my picture and change the 1-star to a 4-star. What a disingenuous company

@kng I loved those pups. Take care, thinking of you both. ❤️

I’m gutted 💔 Yoshi was my little black and white shadow, the center of my universe

No, I do not want to join as a “founding engineer”. It sounds like a lot of work and I’m tired

@jkup @ebey_jacob I thought it was fun!

@ebey_jacob Oh dang I didn't even think about this. Yeah lol at my last job I had a multi-month project that required daily pairing and it was super stressful for me lol

Real talk, I'd love to stream while I'm working on fun open-source projects but I'm kind of scared to. Folks who stream while coding, did it take you a while to get comfortable? Or were you always comfortable coding in front of others?

@jkup not sure that internet infrastructure can handle 26% more @jkup

Switching from our broken router with 26% packet loss to a brand new router is a real life-changer!

super-gluing a USB-C adapter onto a USB cable

@poppalopp @BradPlaysBone @kylerobertsax Nah let’s throw the F horn out while we’re at it. Nobody wants to remember whether you go up or down a fourth or fifth to read in concert

I think 11-15 is like my practicing sweet spot in my apartment. I would love to own one of those soundproof cabinets.