jude🥷

this how i feel when i close my eyes and I’m stupid high

🚨 Michael Carrick will stay at Manchester United as permanent manager, confirmed. Direction clear for weeks, plan also approved by Sir Jim Ratfliffe and new deal set to be signed soon. New deal for 2 years plus option to extend or directly 3 years, but no doubts: Carrick says yes and will sign the contract.

This is the generation that has been setting us back for decades

If you’re a skinny dude trying to get jacked, cardio is mostly a waste of time and calories. Stop jogging and focus on eating and lifting.

ain’t found him since 😭

if na garri issac newton and albert einstein dey drink for school, you think say dem for know book?

Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".

ego so high, you can never see me in any girl’s message request.

Just because I go ghost for 2 weeks doesn’t mean I’m not interested, my girl got suspicious and I know you can’t fight, I’m looking out for you

Nobody comes back unhappy from the gym. Maybe sore, maybe hungry, maybe exhausted… But never unhappy.

Planned threesomes are awkward at first like uh so we are all gathered here today

By now some kwasia do midnight bundle dey come download Anime

You are not depressed. You just need structure, gym, sunlight & some damn money.

When you're genuinely trying to blend in with the rich kids and you mistakenly said "lemme go and boil water to bath" 😭

You can’t live in Ghana and be sad 😭

ah chale?🤣🤣🤣

"I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women"

"Forgive me, Father, for I have dripped."

My sister has identical twins She’s so tired this evening and I’m on the phone with her and one of them is bothering her and she went like “Nathan… or Ethan… or whoever you are…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Once Cunha and Mbeumo starts running Bruno Fernandes: