Matthew D Carlson

James Harden, ladies and gentlemen

@Expansion_Crush @tricknole @bigten @SEC

@mcgoblue @tricknole @bigten @SEC Weighting of ag research was changed which put more schools at risk of losing AAU. Indiana's research hospital is in Indianapolis, 80 miles from Bloomington. There was another thing about the National Academy of the Sciences affiliates too. aau.edu/who-we-are/mem…

FYI, the @bigten and the @SEC, both, have only expanded with AAU members, (Nebraska was when they joined) The SEC wants exactly what the B1G wants - more academic influence and the ability to attract the best students. Don't expect either conference to stray from that

@tricknole @Expansion_Crush @bigten @SEC If I recall correctly, the medical school or hospital was not on campus and the rules changed about that. Which led to them being out as AAU. Yes most Big schools voted them out. They were AAU when voted into the Big.

@Expansion_Crush @bigten @SEC B1g schools were on the AAU committee that recommended the expulsion vote go before the full membership & then voted to remove Nebraska B1g schools removed Nebraska from aau. Nebraska was never aau & b1g at same time Ou would've been invited by b1g? So they disprove your point?

@jasonscheer That is outrageous

Anybody have a good senior photo photographer? This woman Aurora wanted charges $1300 for a shoot lol

This is the good content.

@joy_poste My puppy did not like the cold wet grass this morning

Only in Michigan can you go from “windows down, vitamin D, hot girl walk” to scraping frost off things overnight. Make it make sense.

On September 11, 2001, 24-year-old Welles Remy Crowther was working on the 104th floor of the World Trade Center’s South Tower when Flight 175 hit the building. He was trapped 27 floors above the impact zone a place almost nobody survived. But instead of only trying to save himself, Welles stayed behind to help others escape. Before heading into the smoke, he left his mom a voicemail: “Mom, this is Welles. I want you to know I’m OK.” Welles was also a volunteer firefighter back home in New York, and he always carried a red bandana his father gave him as a kid. Survivors later remembered seeing a man with a red bandana covering his face, leading people to safety, carrying injured victims down stairs, and going back up again and again to help more people. He reportedly saved at least 18 lives before the South Tower collapsed. For months, nobody knew who “the man in the red bandana” was. Then in 2002, his mother read survivor stories in a newspaper and realized they were talking about her son. Welles Remy Crowther will always be remembered as a real hero. ❤️

Shit Creek: not a good place to be, esp. without a paddle Shitter; toilet Fucking shit: either the worst shit possible or the best shit possible. Holy shit: did not see that coming Great shit: good dope Shit faced: what happens after smoking too much great shit Cut the shit: stop doing that, dumshit Pig in shit: happy, but not always for admirable reasons. Shit don’t stink: somebody suffering from delusions of grandeur thinks this about their own Shit and fall back in it: something my sainted granny used to say. Worst curse possible. Shit heel: terrible person Tastes like shit: not delicious Damn shit: how Germans cuss Pile of shit: lots of bad stuff Shit hits the fan: end of the world or when the really bad thing happens Shit shower: when the shit hits the fan

To be truly fluent in English, you must know your shits Part 2 Dogshit: Very poor quality Bullshit: Not true Horseshit: Nonsense Apeshit: Rambunctious Batshit: Insane Chickenshit: Cowardly Ratshit: Poor quality No shit: Obviously Holy shit: Unbelievable Hot shit: Very good Dipshit: Total dumbass Tuff shit: Take it or leave it Jack shit: Nothing The shit: Perfection Deep shit: Big trouble Shitfaced: Drunk Shitstorm: Chaos Piece of shit: Lousy person/thing Full of shit: Lying Shit-ton: Huge amount Shithead: Jerk Shithole: Terrible place Brick shithouse: Curvy/voluptuous No shit, Sherlock: Sarcastic obvious Don’t give a shit: Don’t care Shit happens: Oh well I shit you not: Truth Shit stirrer: Drama starter The shits: Diarrhea Good shit: Excellent Crock of shit: Nonsense Shit sandwich: Bad situation

Last year, I bought my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Mother’s Day gift. This year, I didn’t get her anything. If she asks me why, I am going to say, “because you still haven’t used the gift I gave you last year”

@GoBlueHail Congratulations!!!

〽️aking his dreams a reality! 💙💛 #GoBlue

@EmilyCWaldon That’s great news!!!

Today, I've had a phrase going over and over in my head. "God doesn't miss a detail." After receiving my PET scan results yesterday, I had my routine treatment today, which included a check-in with my oncologist. When she walked in, she pulled up the PET imaging and said, "I want to explain something to you. I need you to understand how significant this is." She showed me the findings from my original scan and compared them to the results from yesterday. She goes, "This isn't normal. It's exceptional, really. We just don't see this type of response when you're as early into your treatment. It's exceptional. Like, we don't see this." On the imaging, everything is significantly smaller. Two spots are gone, and everything that is still visible is shrinking and decreasing in activity. She looked at me with a grin and said, "Emily, you're trending towards no evidence of disease (or N.E.D, which is metastatic's version of remission)." So, a medication I was told two months ago wasn't even worth trying by a different oncologist is now exceeding normal expectations with a "truly exceptional response." God is ABLE.

True story.

@EmilyCWaldon Awesome news!!!

PET scan update: Two spots completely gone and all other visible disease is either shrinking or decreasing in intensity. GOD. DID. THAT. Let’s GO!!!!

Kevin McGonigle is having an INCREDIBLE Rookie season. Where his stats rank among SS: .333 BA (1st) .938 OPS (1st) 38 Hits (1st) 11 Doubles (1st) .420 OBP (1st) 22 Runs (3rd) Just 21 years old 😱

@jasonscheer Love this

Heck of a banner season for ASU basketball next year.

The Tigers finally landed on a special one. 🥹

3 years straight, Congratulations!!! I am very proud of your accomplishments.

@WolverineCorner Not for me!!!

Nobody likes and respects Mountain Dew more than me. But I tried the new Mountain Dew cream soda….truly one of the most repulsive things I’ve ever tasted. Just brutal.