Michael Schaffer

You know you’re getting older when your answer to the question, “if you could own anything from the Star Wars universe, what would it be?” isn’t a lightsaber or starfighter… but a bacta tank.

If I was the mother duck, upon losing my first child, I would simply not let my children go over the hill and far away again.

Someone told me, “you’ve gained weight since getting married.” And I thought, “that’s a strange way to compliment my wife’s cooking.”

Hey, Star Wars friends. Friendly reminder that Rebels season 3 , episode 18 takes place immediately after this week’s episodes of Andor. Definitely worth a rewatch, or even a first time watch if you’re interested in a little more follow up before next week’s finale 😊

I am now offering my exclusive service of driving to your home and picking up any unwanted LEGO absolutely FREE. That’s right! Zero cost to you. I will cover my own gas and travel expenses. You just put LEGO on your porch, and I’ll make it disappear.

@iRevMatt @ryanbeaty It’s a beautifully designed set for sure

@ryanbeaty @mchaelschaffer

I’m just waiting to see if Disney+ removes Elon Musk’s cameo from Iron Man 2

@boystenniscoach @pizzahut Agreed!

@mchaelschaffer I think you and Ezra should get some kind of Book It coupons for free 🍕 at Pizza Hut. @pizzahut

Here’s all the books I read in 2024 for those interested Rainbow Fish x37 King of Me x328 Little Blue Truck x53 Goodnight, Goodnight, Construction Site x84 Max and Nana Visit the Park x46 Where the Wild Things Are x19 Hand, Hand, Fingers, Thumb x34 The Very Hungry Caterpillar x97

@shortyman09 @Strangeland_Elf True

@Strangeland_Elf This is how @mchaelschaffer got his wife

If you’re a guy of any age, buy LEGO sets. Go into debt if you have to. It communicates status to women and business relationships.

This is how they decorate for Christmas on the small moon near Alderaan. Absolutely breathtaking.

Happy “lay flat to dry” weather. There is zero counter space left in our house at the moment.

If the Grinch’s heart was two sizes too small, he probably shouldn’t have been exerting that much energy on Christmas Eve.

Wifey always says we should watch our diet, but also that I never bring her chocolate, so I built a compromise.

The temperature dropped into the 60s today and suddenly my wife wants everything in the house to be orange.

If you’re ever feeling useless, just remember: Bluey’s family has a laundry room.

@RuiBossTheOnly Yeah, @Duck_Bricks is the 🐐

@mchaelschaffer, I just finished watching a 10 hour video series recapping the Bionicle storyline. Just thought you should know.

All of the mothers at church today loved our photo booth for Father’s Day.

We got to our B&B today and were greeted by this absolute UNIT of a good boy. @dog_rates