martin chivers

@Pooliemags1Ttv Miley isn't quick enough or good enough to do a full season at right back

Regardless what others think 4231 will be the formation we used next season I’m confident of that yesterday no idea what he tried to do but he moved back to this after half time… Miley for me should be the rb going into next season will help with multiple issues we have on the ball building up and a lot of this depends on if tonali stays but the main buys we need is GK RW ST and then we need to add depth at rb (tino goes) lb cm cb lw (hopefully the rw will be someone that can play either side) #nufc

@agbnufc_ @LFC I think he's injured What have they done to him Always fit for us 🙄

@LFC Where is ISAK lads.

89' - Goal. John McGinn. [4-1] #AVLLIV

🩻Did Nigel Farage break the House of Commons Code of Conduct by accepting an undeclared donation from Christopher Harborne? Yes, he very much did. I read the code of conduct and pulled out the relevant sections [see the graphic below]. One of the excuses being trotted out is that it was for security and so it doesn't need to be declared. That's wrong, though. It's a misinterpretation of the rule below, stating that security proved by public funds does not have to be declared. The other fundamental flaw is the argument that it was a personal gift, not a donation. The Electoral Commission is very clear on what counts as a donation. “A donation is money, goods, property or services which are given: without charge or on non-commercial terms” This type of egregious breach of the code is dealt with by the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards, but nothing has been documented on their website so far. Will he get away with another breach? To add to the 17 missed declarations earlier in the year. Probably.

@stevewraith @ToonPolls It was still properly embarrassing 🤷‍♂️

@mchivers @ToonPolls Was a reason for this plus i still wore correct footwear.

Glad we won. Every fan will be. We rode our luck and caught a break. But is this really what we are all about now. Taking these photos in the dressing room every time we win a match? I think it is embarrasing. Am i in the minority in thinking this? Maybe one for @ToonPolls ? #nufc

@cyp_toon @iancarterIM @seaned75 Eddie howes level 7 mags 👍

@iancarterIM @seaned75 Not to mention getting spanked 3-1 and 7000 Geordies sit up there every home game and never moan seems to be just southern softies that moans about it

350 miles from the Amex to St James' Park and then about the same distance again up the stairs to this ridiculous away end. Watching #bhafc from just south of the moon.

I've seen more people queuing for the toilet at our local pub

@TiceRichard Too many words Dick. Keep it simple for your voters

THE SUNDAY TIMES: A STATEMENT FROM RICHARD TICE MP, DEPUTY LEADER OF REFORM UK   The Sunday Times is still crawling all my business career in the hope of dredging up some more obscure technical issues from years ago. They openly admit their "journalism" is a joint venture with a senior Labour Party activist. This smear campaign is getting ridiculous. As a result, I now appear to have a debenture slot on the front page as they rehash the same old dividend story. The Sunday Times article features assumptions, numbers and dates that are simply incorrect. Like the rest of us, they and their Labour Party tax experts sometimes make mistakes. It is all extremely technical: good luck keeping up. Meanwhile, the Financial Times has been busy calling up former work colleagues and advisers from my past, trying to find some dirt. This is what we, at Reform UK, are now up against.   In a highly successful career spanning 40 years, I have done business in 12 countries across three continents, and been a director of more than 150 companies. I have helped build thousands of homes, creating thousands of jobs and generating hundreds of millions of value for shareholders and investors along with many tens of millions of tax for HMRC. I am very proud of this record. Throughout this career I have taken professional tax advice and have always paid everything that I was advised to pay.   Here’s the reality: tax efficiency is a basic corporate responsibility and duty to shareholders. A long career with multiple businesses is bound to feature some errors. Naturally I am always happy to put things right and if numbers need rechecking, of course I will pay what is owed – be that more or less. It is worth noting that last time my political enemies did this to me, during the Brexit referendum, HMRC concluded that I had significantly overpaid.   It is a measure of Reform UK’s success that Establishment media is coming after me in this way. Senior elements within News UK seem very unhappy about how well we are doing. Doubtless this will not be the last time, and I will not be the last target. Certain journalists are determined to put the worst possible gloss on everything I have done.   Meanwhile they wilfully ignore the highly questionable accounting of millions of pounds in Labour Party Properties Ltd. By any objective measure, this is a much simpler and more shocking story - but we are not in the land of objectivity here.   The relentless effort to tarnish my good name is the kind of behaviour that deters other successful business people from going into politics. The consequences are very real - as we can all see with the current Labour Cabinet, which is entirely devoid of business experience. The result? A flatlining economy and dire public services. All in a nation facing humiliation on the world stage.   After several weeks of this treatment, I won’t be indulging the Sunday Times any further. I am working flat out for my constituents and campaigning for the local elections. If my primary interest were making money, I wouldn’t be giving everything I’ve got to trying to save our country.   PS: It is worth noting that we have the longest tax code in the world at circa 24,000 pages and counting, whereas Hong Kong’s is less than 500 pages.   Richard Tice MP, Deputy Leader, Reform UK

@KAIROSMMA2 Is he stood in a hole?

Say what you want about Rogan but you gotta admit it’s pretty impressive to be a spineless little bitch who stands for nothing

@EricLDaugh They don't bomb countries for no good reason like a bunch of arseholes 🤷‍♂️

🚨 BREAKING: The United Nations' vote to reopen the Strait of Hormuz near Iran JUST FAILED China and Russia vetoed it. The UN is PURE USELESS! What do they ever do?

Had an eye implant done at Falkirk hospital this morning. Appointment at 9, called at 8.55, eye test, scan, procedure, recovery, out by 9.30. Staff unfailingly cheerful, efficient and informative. Don’t let anybody mess with the NHS.

@RickShielsPGA Odyssey #7

Is the Taylormade Spider the best putter ever made?

@agbnufc_ Chelsea and spurs are the results of sacking the manager every fortnight

Rosenior by the way, if he was my PE teacher I'd not listen to him. Have your team huddles back in your own half you absolute cringey muppet. Has to be the most ChatGPT manager of all time.

@TonyMunday1968 No offense but how do all the organisations make loads of money

I’m gonna solve football. How about the champions of each top division all into a competition just for champions and we call it the European cup. The cup winners from each league go into a competition called the cup winners cup. 2nd 3rd and 4th go into a competition called the uefa cup. In division 2 we have a new play off format where the 24 teams all play each other home and away and the 3 teams with the most points get promoted and the 3 teams with the least points get relegated. I think this may take off #millwall #EFL @secondtierpod

@AdamP1242 I've blocked him The most negative toon fan on here and he has plenty competition

Newcastle United won 6-1 last night Everyone is entitled to their opinions but I think posting that after the game (our biggest Champions League win ever btw) was laughable from The True Geordie #NUFC

@nadhimzahawi @RhonddaBryant @UKLabour You should have invited the tired lad into your tax funded heated stables

Let’s see what the people think @RhonddaBryant at the ballot box. Making light, making fun of people’s concerns about their safety in their neighbourhoods will not end well for @UKLabour The people will judge if they feel that their streets and neighbourhoods are safe for them and their children. Keep laughing Chris, you won’t be for long. 👇🏽

@Toon_TaIk Unfortunately when he is forced out it'll be too late to realise how good he is

Man is a leader like we haven’t had in decades. Has more class in his pinky than some of these X accounts. Love this bloke.

@geordiejosh So he's faking an injury this close to a world cup? Totally makes sense 😆

“We’re fighting on the pitch” but Gordon fakes an injury to come off yeah okay mate

@OfficielKaybaye Which of these signings would you have wanted us to sign?

“It was a window where nothing happened - anywhere” said a source. Villa signed 3 if you don’t include bringing Bailey back. Bournemouth 3. Palace 3. Forest 3. Mackems 3. West Ham 4.

@elonmusk Tbf you said Trump was in the Epstein files and then went all quiet when your arse dropped out

The BBC has fallen so far